Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 372
#9277
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:26am
Tiff, mayeb she had to pee.. or maybe she is showering.. I know the idea is foreign to you, but some people actually shower
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9278
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:31am
Peeing is overrated. That's why you get a cathether....
#9279
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:32am
OMG! OMG! OMG! (What are we OMGing about?)
*scratches head, confused, then nibbles extracts underneath fingernails* Shower?
*scratches head, confused, then nibbles extracts underneath fingernails* Shower?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9280
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:34am
well, that's one way to incorporate protein into your diet.
We were OMG-ing about you knowing someone who knows someone who empties Wills' chamberpots...
Or something like that.
We were OMG-ing about you knowing someone who knows someone who empties Wills' chamberpots...
Or something like that.
#9281
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:35am
Yes Tiff a shower.. That is where you stand under running water and wash you hair and body, or in your case your hairy body.. It removes the dirt and also in your case the foul stench.. You might try it sometime.. Maybe then people wont avoid you.. You could at least use fabrize on yourself to try and mask the odor..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9283
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:41am
no kidding Cookie..
REally anything would be an improvement..
REally anything would be an improvement..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9284
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:45am
I take it she'd need something more than perfume? Maybe Clorox?
#9285
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:48am
Clorox, Borax, Lye, really any industrial strength cleanser should work..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Updated On: 3/30/05 at 11:48 AM
#9287
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:52am
Possibly, it's that or all this talk about showers and soap scared her to death and she ran away.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9288
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:52am
Excuuuuse me peons, but I happen to know someone who knows someone who knows someone who is Will's step-cousin, so really, we're not even likethis, we're more like 8==O this, thank you very much.
Just got off the phone with BST who gives her well wishes to absolutely no one on here.
Off for the morning. Ciao, minions!
~PC
Just got off the phone with BST who gives her well wishes to absolutely no one on here.
Off for the morning. Ciao, minions!
~PC
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9290
Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:57am
Chamber pots are so antiquated.. Perfect for Tiff..
and you keep telling yourself that you are like this (8==O) Tiffydoodle
and you keep telling yourself that you are like this (8==O) Tiffydoodle
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9291
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:23pm
cam! you're back! everyone left. why is no one here? someone talk to me before my computer dies again!
#9292
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:33pm
It's ironic that your plea for someone to talk to you ended up killing this thread.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9293
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:37pm
**weeps over the death of thread**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9294
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:38pm
listen bitches. get yo' asses on aim and im me cause my buddy list deleted itself. so i'm allowed to kill this thread!
#9295
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:39pm
sorry no aim at work.. stupid firewall prevents it..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9297
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:43pm
AIM Express doesn't work on campus. Oh well. Makes it easier to get rid of you now.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9298
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:45pm
**is confused**
When did what happen??
Long class day Tiff?
When did what happen??
Long class day Tiff?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9299
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:51pm
you used to be on aim at work... didn't you?
and since when can't you get on it on campus tiff?
and since when can't you get on it on campus tiff?
#9300
Posted: 3/30/05 at 3:51pm
you used to be on aim at work... didn't you?
and since when can't you get on it on campus tiff?
and since when can't you get on it on campus tiff?
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