Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 374

#9326

You LIKE To Clean?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:46pm

becareful of calling her nana tiff.. thats part of what makes her mean.. Oh wait you like that dont you??

**agrees with Ellie** Sicko!!!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9327

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:47pm

I've been hanging around Lael The Crossover Queen for too long. *shrugs*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9328

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:47pm

Hey, at least I never called her Big Ol' Aunt Lesbo!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9329

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:50pm

Cam, you had dinner with Nana in NYC, did you not? Was your food liquefied in the blender too, or was it just for the sake of Nana's denchers?

Anyway, I digress. Tiff's a weirdo.

#9330

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:50pm

Very true.. Who called her that again.. I dont remember..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9331

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:52pm

Nor do I...

*whistles*

#9332

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:54pm

hey everyone

#9333

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:55pm

I miss Nana. Nana, I'm sowwy! Forgive me? Ellie, your ugly red-headed step-daughter, really is a nasty sort. I don't like her. (Not that I ever did.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9334

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:57pm

I don't have a step-daughter.

Nana, ignore that harlot, Tiff. She'd say anything for a quick fumble in the sack, even if it is with her dear old Nana.

We all know I'm Nana's favorite grand-daughter, er, niece, anyway.

#9335

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:01pm

I don't know any harlot, aside from yourself.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9336

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:06pm

who's a scarlet harlot?

#9337

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:06pm

^ Yes, wanna make something of it, skank?

You're just bitter 'cos you don't get to be to dirty. Unless it's a business arrangement, that is.

Are you on the job now? Give my regards to Kirk Douglas.

#9338

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:07pm

He says hi back. So does CZJ, in between nuzzling me.

Kissy, that would be Ellie, who needs to find a plug for Aunt Flo right quick. The library doesn't like it when their computer users leave stains on the chair.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9339

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:11pm

Tiff is speaking from experience, kmc.

She's banned from most Vancouver libraries. The woman has a problem, and she refuses to acknowlege it. USE TOILET PAPER AFTER A POOPOO, not library chairs, Tiff, how many times must you be told???

And she doesn't stop at the chairs either, sometimes she uses actual librarians. The woman is a menace.

#9340

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:12pm

Mrs. Wilson said she liked it. Well, she said so after putting her dentures back in. And I had no cash to pay my fines. What's a lady to do?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9341

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:15pm

You're no lady, Tiff.*

P.S. Did I mention I might, just might be going to Europe this summer? YAYYYYYYY!

*As was established in the 'Tiff is a Hairy Man' thread.

#9342

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:20pm

*tries to feign happiness for Ellie but...can't*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9343

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:22pm

Ew. You nasty.

#9344

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:24pm

Isn't she, Kissy? I keep telling her.

Alrighty Cookster, I've gotta get a smoke ASAP. (I'm not addicted - I'm solely a stress smoker, and I've been craving one all day.) This waiting is making me plotz, and I'm heading home soon!

*waves only to Cookie*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9345

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:25pm

That's right, Tiff! I will be stalking you around Europe...so, when did you say you'd be in London? April 30? And Paris? May, you said?

*readies pencil and notepad*

#9346

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:26pm

*royally waves back to Tiff*

I miss Paris...

#9347

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:28pm

Ellie, does kindergarten let out so early? My, my!

*regal wave back to Kissy*

G'bye lovely! (Notice lack of plural.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9348

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:28pm

Plotz?

Poor Tiff. She thinks she's Jewish.

*waves at Tiff's nurse*

That's right, lock her up.

#9349

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:29pm

she likes to be locked up?

Oh my....

#9350

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 8:01pm

yes they are all a bunch of freaks here cookie my dear.

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas