Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 374

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:46pm

becareful of calling her nana tiff.. thats part of what makes her mean.. Oh wait you like that dont you??

**agrees with Ellie** Sicko!!!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:47pm

I've been hanging around Lael The Crossover Queen for too long. *shrugs*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:47pm

Hey, at least I never called her Big Ol' Aunt Lesbo!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:50pm

Cam, you had dinner with Nana in NYC, did you not? Was your food liquefied in the blender too, or was it just for the sake of Nana's denchers?

Anyway, I digress. Tiff's a weirdo.

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:50pm

Very true.. Who called her that again.. I dont remember..

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:52pm

Nor do I...

*whistles*

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:54pm

hey everyone

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:55pm

I miss Nana. Nana, I'm sowwy! Forgive me? Ellie, your ugly red-headed step-daughter, really is a nasty sort. I don't like her. (Not that I ever did.)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:57pm

I don't have a step-daughter.

Nana, ignore that harlot, Tiff. She'd say anything for a quick fumble in the sack, even if it is with her dear old Nana.

We all know I'm Nana's favorite grand-daughter, er, niece, anyway.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:01pm

I don't know any harlot, aside from yourself.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:06pm

who's a scarlet harlot?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:06pm

^ Yes, wanna make something of it, skank?

You're just bitter 'cos you don't get to be to dirty. Unless it's a business arrangement, that is.

Are you on the job now? Give my regards to Kirk Douglas.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:07pm

He says hi back. So does CZJ, in between nuzzling me.

Kissy, that would be Ellie, who needs to find a plug for Aunt Flo right quick. The library doesn't like it when their computer users leave stains on the chair.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:11pm

Tiff is speaking from experience, kmc.

She's banned from most Vancouver libraries. The woman has a problem, and she refuses to acknowlege it. USE TOILET PAPER AFTER A POOPOO, not library chairs, Tiff, how many times must you be told???

And she doesn't stop at the chairs either, sometimes she uses actual librarians. The woman is a menace.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:12pm

Mrs. Wilson said she liked it. Well, she said so after putting her dentures back in. And I had no cash to pay my fines. What's a lady to do?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:15pm

You're no lady, Tiff.*

P.S. Did I mention I might, just might be going to Europe this summer? YAYYYYYYY!

*As was established in the 'Tiff is a Hairy Man' thread.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:20pm

*tries to feign happiness for Ellie but...can't*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:22pm

Ew. You nasty.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:24pm

Isn't she, Kissy? I keep telling her.

Alrighty Cookster, I've gotta get a smoke ASAP. (I'm not addicted - I'm solely a stress smoker, and I've been craving one all day.) This waiting is making me plotz, and I'm heading home soon!

*waves only to Cookie*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:25pm

That's right, Tiff! I will be stalking you around Europe...so, when did you say you'd be in London? April 30? And Paris? May, you said?

*readies pencil and notepad*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:26pm

*royally waves back to Tiff*

I miss Paris...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:28pm

Ellie, does kindergarten let out so early? My, my!

*regal wave back to Kissy*

G'bye lovely! (Notice lack of plural.)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:28pm

Plotz?

Poor Tiff. She thinks she's Jewish.

*waves at Tiff's nurse*

That's right, lock her up.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:29pm

she likes to be locked up?

Oh my....

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 8:01pm

yes they are all a bunch of freaks here cookie my dear.