Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 375

[Allie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:12pm

Hello? Is anybody here tonight? I know you're online, Tiff! I LOVE YOU!!! <3

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:15pm

*hugs Allie affectionately*

I love being loved! I love you too Allie! Sorry I didn't come back online last night! I had another narcoleptic fit and fell asleep before SVU.

By the way, it's one day short of being "the end of March" and my mailbox is still empty!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:19pm

You're like that funny Argentinian in Moulin Rouge!

Eek, no letter yet? That sucks. I'm sure it's on the way!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:23pm

I know! I refer to myself as The Narcopeltic Argentinean now, just with more hair, less grease, and an inability to tango while singing with a smoker's voice!

How's life treating you away from school?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:28pm

Hehe...

Tiff wants her mailbox stuffed?

[Allie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:29pm

Roxanne, you don't have to sell your body to the niiiiight! *sings*

Ugh. It's been a long couple of weeks. The job search continues, and I miss the city. Other than that, I'm fine!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:33pm

Hee, Kissy, is it a sign of maturity that I totally didn't think of that?

Allie, where are you looking? Have you started begging Mary_Ethel for a job at his business? God knows I have been!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:37pm

I didn't have to ask M-E, Tiff. He offered me one! That's where the whole "You like to clean?" thing came from. I mentioned that I was organized and liked to clean... so I may be cleaning apartments or something, hehe. If only I was near Dallas.

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:38pm

Hi?

I wish I was still dirty. My room is so clean right now that it's unhealthy.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:40pm

No Tiffy. It's a sign that you're caffeine deprived that you didn't think of that... :)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:40pm

*sniffs* Nope, you're still dirty, Som.

Allie, well that's nice. I'm sure we could use a janitor. Can you make a good cuppa joe too?

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:45pm

Very dirty, Tiffy. I had to stay this way so you wouldn't eat me. I'm saving myself for Bilie.

Kissmy, that's always bad. Too much blood in the caffiene system.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:46pm

I can learn, Tiff! I'll be the best damn janiter around! Will I get a cool uniform, and a giant ring of keys? Ooo, I'm so excited!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:48pm

Allie, you'll be just like Rosario from W&G! Pink uniform, kicks, and all!

Kissy, the frightening thing is you literally called me on it, the one day I've gone without coffee for the last month or so. *peers out through window* Is that you behind that tree? Quick! What am I wearing?

Ak, unfortunately, my heart and teeth are saved for Rath and CZJ in all their glory.

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:52pm

And your tongue too, hopefully.

Allie, I'll go janitorial supplies shopping with you. We'll find you a cute mop.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:53pm

And those rubber gloves with the sparkly fur trim? *salivates* This will so much fun.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:54pm

umm... pj bottoms and a sweatshirt?

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:58pm

Sparkly fur? Allie, please. Fur is so last season. Try those animal print ones.

Cookie, I don't think so. You've got to clean toilets in style!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:00am

Wha aahh yooou taaawkin' aboout me loooosing maaah toooongue?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:02am

nia: that was directed at Tiff and what she's wearing...

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:04am

Kissy, you're mistaken. She's in an orange jumpsuit.

I hate AIM. Kicked me off.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:08am

oh. I thought the sweatshirt and the pj bottoms were concealing the white straitjacket...

these durn nightvision goggles...

[Allie]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:09am

Damn you, AIM! *shakes fist*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:14am

Did I miss something on AIM? I'm not logged on.

Oh, I get it Kissy! I thought I was going senile for a minute so I figured I just wouldn't address you in case I looked like an idiot. (No comments.)

Why was I asking you what I was wearing again?

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:18am

I'm lost. Life without AIM makes it all harder.

Gimme the straightjacket.