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#9351

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:12pm

Hello? Is anybody here tonight? I know you're online, Tiff! I LOVE YOU!!! <3

#9352

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:15pm

*hugs Allie affectionately*

I love being loved! I love you too Allie! Sorry I didn't come back online last night! I had another narcoleptic fit and fell asleep before SVU.

By the way, it's one day short of being "the end of March" and my mailbox is still empty!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9353

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:19pm

You're like that funny Argentinian in Moulin Rouge!

Eek, no letter yet? That sucks. I'm sure it's on the way!

#9354

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:23pm

I know! I refer to myself as The Narcopeltic Argentinean now, just with more hair, less grease, and an inability to tango while singing with a smoker's voice!

How's life treating you away from school?

#9355

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:28pm

Hehe...

Tiff wants her mailbox stuffed?

#9356

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:29pm

Roxanne, you don't have to sell your body to the niiiiight! *sings*

Ugh. It's been a long couple of weeks. The job search continues, and I miss the city.

Other than that, I'm fine!

#9357

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:33pm

Hee, Kissy, is it a sign of maturity that I totally didn't think of that?

Allie, where are you looking? Have you started begging Mary_Ethel for a job at his business? God knows I have been!

#9358

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:37pm

I didn't have to ask M-E, Tiff. He offered me one! That's where the whole "You like to clean?" thing came from. I mentioned that I was organized and liked to clean... so I may be cleaning apartments or something, hehe. If only I was near Dallas.

#9359

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:38pm

Hi?

I wish I was still dirty. My room is so clean right now that it's unhealthy.

#9360

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:40pm

No Tiffy. It's a sign that you're caffeine deprived that you didn't think of that... :)

#9361

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:40pm

*sniffs* Nope, you're still dirty, Som.

Allie, well that's nice. I'm sure we could use a janitor. Can you make a good cuppa joe too?

#9362

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:45pm

Very dirty, Tiffy. I had to stay this way so you wouldn't eat me. I'm saving myself for Bilie.

Kissmy, that's always bad. Too much blood in the caffiene system.

#9363

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:46pm

I can learn, Tiff! I'll be the best damn janiter around! Will I get a cool uniform, and a giant ring of keys? Ooo, I'm so excited!

#9364

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:48pm

Allie, you'll be just like Rosario from W&G! Pink uniform, kicks, and all!

Kissy, the frightening thing is you literally called me on it, the one day I've gone without coffee for the last month or so. *peers out through window* Is that you behind that tree? Quick! What am I wearing?

Ak, unfortunately, my heart and teeth are saved for Rath and CZJ in all their glory.

#9365

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:52pm

And your tongue too, hopefully.

Allie, I'll go janitorial supplies shopping with you. We'll find you a cute mop.

#9366

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:53pm

And those rubber gloves with the sparkly fur trim? *salivates* This will so much fun.

#9367

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:54pm

umm... pj bottoms and a sweatshirt?

#9368

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/30/05 at 11:58pm

Sparkly fur? Allie, please. Fur is so last season. Try those animal print ones.

Cookie, I don't think so. You've got to clean toilets in style!

#9369

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:00am

Wha aahh yooou taaawkin' aboout me loooosing maaah toooongue?

#9370

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:02am

nia: that was directed at Tiff and what she's wearing...

#9371

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:04am

Kissy, you're mistaken. She's in an orange jumpsuit.

I hate AIM. Kicked me off.

#9372

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:08am

oh. I thought the sweatshirt and the pj bottoms were concealing the white straitjacket...

these durn nightvision goggles...

#9373

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:09am

Damn you, AIM! *shakes fist*

#9374

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:14am

Did I miss something on AIM? I'm not logged on.

Oh, I get it Kissy! I thought I was going senile for a minute so I figured I just wouldn't address you in case I looked like an idiot. (No comments.)

Why was I asking you what I was wearing again?

#9375

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:18am

I'm lost. Life without AIM makes it all harder.

Gimme the straightjacket.

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