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#9526

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:20pm

I have one possible boy toy who I adore and who's been coming onto me (figuratively speaking. So far.) and I've been avoiding him like the plague.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9527

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:20pm

I wish Hunter Foster knew I was alive. I think we would make excellent babies...

#9528

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:22pm

lol. right him a letter saying that you were meant for each other. worked with me and Idina.

lol, JK. she went to my house and beat me up.

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9529

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:24pm

I think once we make eye contact he will realize his undying love for me. (If I sound crazy, its b/c I am)

Our kids would be doomed though--what sqeauky voices they'd have.

#9530

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:26pm

lol... that would be such a great litter of kids

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9531

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:27pm

I know!

#9532

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:28pm

If you adore him, then why do you avoid him, Tiff?

*confuzzled*

Doesn't he like cod?

#9533

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:28pm

i think you two should go into heat with eachother. no?

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9534

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:30pm

If that's all it took Caroline...

#9535

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:30pm

i wish it was so basic ...

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9536

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:34pm

I am uber bored, and no one is online. I am doing my Macbeth homework and listening to Journey. C'mon! It's Saturday night.

#9537

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:35pm

Oy, Macbeth. Thank God it's so short.

#9538

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:36pm

Thank god I've read it 69 times...

#9539

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:38pm

Thank God I can get away with pretending I've read it 69 times...

Heehee, '69'.

#9540

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:38pm

I love MacBeth! I'm more a King Lear girl myself. (My relationship with my dad is pretty much identical to Cordelia and the title character - without the sprawling estates and death and stuff.)

I avoid him because I'm terrified of commitment, and even though he's treated me like a queen every time we've hung out together, I don't want to get hurt again.

And when will you learn, I'm from Vancouver - I don't smell like cod, I smell like salmon.

#9541

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:41pm

Yeah...Shakespeare was a wanker.

#9542

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:44pm

Too bad your prof hates you and knows better.

#9543

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:48pm

He does NOT know better. And he doesn't hate me, either. Okay, maybe he does.

#9544

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:53pm

Who doesn't?

#9545

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:55pm

Who hates him? Everybody. But not as much as me. He is such a twit. Oh my Gollygosh, I can't stand the chap.

Just because I answered one of his pathetic questions using a book other than the one I was prescribed...he suddenly despises me. MORON! PICK PROPER BOOKS NEXT TIME!

#9546

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:58pm

I like Ellie. And I just choked...by myself.

#9547

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:59pm

You mean...you read? Like, other literature than what's asked of you and on BWW? And not just CosmoGirl? I'm stunned.

(By the way, can I just express my dismay over the lack of options for magazines last week? And what's wrong with this picture: Cover of CosmoGirl - J.Lo. Cover of Cosmopolitan and Cosmopolitan UK - Avril Lavigne and Mischa Barton, respectively. What gives??)

#9548

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:06am

How did you choke, Fishie??* On what? Are you still alive??? Fishie!!!!!

*I am addressing LittleFish, not Tiff.

#9549

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:08am

Fishie, don't forget that she's evil and smells bad and unattractive and has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever!

C'mere and give a hug to your big sis.

#9550

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:21am

Its so ironic that people freaked when the Chat room went away and now that its back they dont use it...ah well.

My randomness for the everning.

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