Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#9525Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:20pm
I have one possible boy toy who I adore and who's been coming onto me (figuratively speaking. So far.) and I've been avoiding him like the plague.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9526Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:20pmI wish Hunter Foster knew I was alive. I think we would make excellent babies...
#9527Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:22pm
lol. right him a letter saying that you were meant for each other. worked with me and Idina.
lol, JK. she went to my house and beat me up.
#9528Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:24pm
I think once we make eye contact he will realize his undying love for me. (If I sound crazy, its b/c I am)
Our kids would be doomed though--what sqeauky voices they'd have.
#9529Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:26pmlol... that would be such a great litter of kids
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9531Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:28pm
If you adore him, then why do you avoid him, Tiff?
*confuzzled*
Doesn't he like cod?
#9532Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:28pmi think you two should go into heat with eachother. no?
#9533Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:30pmIf that's all it took Caroline...
#9534Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:30pmi wish it was so basic ...
#9535Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:34pmI am uber bored, and no one is online. I am doing my Macbeth homework and listening to Journey. C'mon! It's Saturday night.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9536Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:35pmOy, Macbeth. Thank God it's so short.
#9537Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:36pmThank god I've read it 69 times...
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9538Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:38pm
Thank God I can get away with pretending I've read it 69 times...
Heehee, '69'.
#9539Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:38pm
I love MacBeth! I'm more a King Lear girl myself. (My relationship with my dad is pretty much identical to Cordelia and the title character - without the sprawling estates and death and stuff.)
I avoid him because I'm terrified of commitment, and even though he's treated me like a queen every time we've hung out together, I don't want to get hurt again.
And when will you learn, I'm from Vancouver - I don't smell like cod, I smell like salmon.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9540Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:41pm
Yeah...Shakespeare was a wanker.
#9541Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:44pmToo bad your prof hates you and knows better.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9542Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:48pmHe does NOT know better. And he doesn't hate me, either. Okay, maybe he does.
#9543Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:53pmWho doesn't?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9544Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:55pm
Who hates him? Everybody. But not as much as me. He is such a twit. Oh my Gollygosh, I can't stand the chap.
Just because I answered one of his pathetic questions using a book other than the one I was prescribed...he suddenly despises me. MORON! PICK PROPER BOOKS NEXT TIME!
#9545Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:58pmI like Ellie. And I just choked...by myself.
#9546Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:59pm
You mean...you read? Like, other literature than what's asked of you and on BWW? And not just CosmoGirl? I'm stunned.
(By the way, can I just express my dismay over the lack of options for magazines last week? And what's wrong with this picture: Cover of CosmoGirl - J.Lo. Cover of Cosmopolitan and Cosmopolitan UK - Avril Lavigne and Mischa Barton, respectively. What gives??)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9547Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:06am
How did you choke, Fishie??* On what? Are you still alive??? Fishie!!!!!
*I am addressing LittleFish, not Tiff.
#9548Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:08am
Fishie, don't forget that she's evil and smells bad and unattractive and has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
C'mere and give a hug to your big sis.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9549Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:21am
Its so ironic that people freaked when the Chat room went away and now that its back they dont use it...ah well.
My randomness for the everning.
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