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#9576

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:22pm

Hello Bitches!

#9577

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:26pm

Hi Fishie! *cuddle* Who's your favorite big sis?

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9578

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:26pm

Well, at least I didn't have to buy four tickets purely 'cos I take up four seats...

Hey, Fishie! What's happenin'?
*thumps chest*

#9579

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:27pm

Lol Hi Ellie and Tiff.
Is Ellie also my big sister?

#9580

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:29pm

Am I the nerdy neighbor?

#9581

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:37pm

No, I believe you are the pervert.

#9582

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:39pm

Uh-oh, here's Pervy Rask again.

Fishie, of course I'm your sister! Or am I your cousin - we do have the same aunt, ABL.

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 02:39 PM

#9583

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:45pm

I think you, Tiff and me are all sisters.

Tiff is the oldest (and meanest) then you, then me!
However, Beav is also my Mom, so it might not work out.

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 02:45 PM

#9584

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:52pm

Beav is my slutty aunt, so I think we're probably inbreds from the deep south if you and I are cousins AND sisters!

Either way, I may be the meanest but I turn my good cheek for you! (__| <-- good cheek Does that mean that I'M your favorite big sis?

Matt, you most certainly are the pervy neighbour! I don't see why else Middy pursues you with such furor otherwise!

#9585

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:54pm

I am a little obsessed with color font, now that I know how to use it.

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 02:54 PM

#9586

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:54pm

I am never anything but a gentleman.

#9587

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:05pm

Raskie, I wouldn't expect any less! But really, what IS that girl's infatuation with you? (Middy? Care to shed some light?)

Fishie, the irony in you telling me that in black text is sort of funny.

You still haven't answered my question! Is it me or Ellie? I can be witty! See? I'm witty all over! Look! Everyone's laughing! AND I'm sweet. And I buy pretty things for people who like me! (Okay, so it's more like I buy pretty things for people TO like me.) <-- example of said wit

#9588

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:07pm

I like you both the same. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!

#9589

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:09pm

B-b-but you've known me longer! How could we be equal?? (Psst - I think Ellie's ditched us. You don't have to pretend anymore. It's me, isn't it?)

*sigh* Damn bottle blondes all have to stick together, don't they.

#9590

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:10pm

I am NOT a bottle blonde Tiff. I can't pick my favorite off of just reading a message board. I would need to meet you both first to make the final, and critical choice.

I have homework.

#9591

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:12pm

Well, you have your chance in October. Why aren't you meeting up with us again? (Forgive your big sis - I've got worse Alzheimer's than Nana!)

I think once you meet Ellie in person, in all her gory - er, "glory"? - your decision will be far easier. Did I mention I buy people pretty things?

#9592

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:16pm

Hey, I'll come meet you in October. But I must read now. We will talk about this later Tiffy-Poo.

#9593

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:20pm

*sniff* Your ditching me speaks volumes! *throws self onto lounge chair, sobbing* At least you informed me that you were going to ditch me, unlike your lesser big sis!

Have fun "reading"! (Who READS nowadays??) *waves good-bye*

Would it help your decision if I told you Rath likes me more than Ellie? It's a fact, you know! I mean, as if it's really a hard decision. The doctors keep telling us to humor Ellie to ease her out of her present mental state. It's the only reason we keep her around. She's on suicide watch.

#9594

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:24pm

I want to eat a cracker, but Dr. Atkins said I shouldn't. And the Ritz box is in my sight.

I'm about to injure somebody. Quick.

#9595

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:27pm

i'm actually eating crackers RIGHT NOW. really.

i finished one project. one more to go. and this is the harder one.

#9596

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:34pm

This is Day 2 on Atkins. I will hurt you. Put away the crackers, and you keep your eyeballs.

#9597

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:45pm

Tiff, AIM.

And, as to not threadjack...Matt is a gentleman. Yes.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9598

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:49pm

I am on AIM, I just have you blo---

I missed you.

By the way, love, I narco-ed out some time between 11:59pm and 12:09am last night. I'm hopeless. I missed The Killers and Weekend Update and everything!

(And that's all I was staying awake for. *cries*)

#9599

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:54pm

You suck butt.

Stupid cow.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9600

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:59pm

Cow?? Did you just call me a cow?? I know I'm fat, funny-looking and withering away on Atkins, but I don't need YOU to tell me that!

*huffs out of room*

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