Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 384

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:22pm

Hello Bitches!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:26pm

Hi Fishie! *cuddle* Who's your favorite big sis?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:26pm

Well, at least I didn't have to buy four tickets purely 'cos I take up four seats...

Hey, Fishie! What's happenin'?
*thumps chest*

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:27pm

Lol Hi Ellie and Tiff.
Is Ellie also my big sister?

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:29pm

Am I the nerdy neighbor?

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:37pm

No, I believe you are the pervert.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:39pm

Uh-oh, here's Pervy Rask again.

Fishie, of course I'm your sister! Or am I your cousin - we do have the same aunt, ABL.
Updated On: 4/3/05 at 02:39 PM

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:45pm

I think you, Tiff and me are all sisters.

Tiff is the oldest (and meanest) then you, then me!
However, Beav is also my Mom, so it might not work out.
Updated On: 4/3/05 at 02:45 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:52pm

Beav is my slutty aunt, so I think we're probably inbreds from the deep south if you and I are cousins AND sisters!

Either way, I may be the meanest but I turn my good cheek for you! (__| <-- good cheek Does that mean that I'M your favorite big sis?

Matt, you most certainly are the pervy neighbour! I don't see why else Middy pursues you with such furor otherwise!

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:54pm

I am a little obsessed with color font, now that I know how to use it.
Updated On: 4/3/05 at 02:54 PM

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 2:54pm

I am never anything but a gentleman.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:05pm

Raskie, I wouldn't expect any less! But really, what IS that girl's infatuation with you? (Middy? Care to shed some light?)

Fishie, the irony in you telling me that in black text is sort of funny.

You still haven't answered my question! Is it me or Ellie? I can be witty! See? I'm witty all over! Look! Everyone's laughing! AND I'm sweet. And I buy pretty things for people who like me! (Okay, so it's more like I buy pretty things for people TO like me.) <-- example of said wit

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:07pm

I like you both the same. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:09pm

B-b-but you've known me longer! How could we be equal?? (Psst - I think Ellie's ditched us. You don't have to pretend anymore. It's me, isn't it?)



*sigh* Damn bottle blondes all have to stick together, don't they.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:10pm

I am NOT a bottle blonde Tiff. I can't pick my favorite off of just reading a message board. I would need to meet you both first to make the final, and critical choice.

I have homework.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:12pm

Well, you have your chance in October. Why aren't you meeting up with us again? (Forgive your big sis - I've got worse Alzheimer's than Nana!)

I think once you meet Ellie in person, in all her gory - er, "glory"? - your decision will be far easier. Did I mention I buy people pretty things?

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:16pm

Hey, I'll come meet you in October. But I must read now. We will talk about this later Tiffy-Poo.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 3:20pm

*sniff* Your ditching me speaks volumes! *throws self onto lounge chair, sobbing* At least you informed me that you were going to ditch me, unlike your lesser big sis!

Have fun "reading"! (Who READS nowadays??) *waves good-bye*







Would it help your decision if I told you Rath likes me more than Ellie? It's a fact, you know! I mean, as if it's really a hard decision. The doctors keep telling us to humor Ellie to ease her out of her present mental state. It's the only reason we keep her around. She's on suicide watch.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:24pm

I want to eat a cracker, but Dr. Atkins said I shouldn't. And the Ritz box is in my sight.







I'm about to injure somebody. Quick.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:27pm

i'm actually eating crackers RIGHT NOW. really.

i finished one project. one more to go. and this is the harder one.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:34pm

This is Day 2 on Atkins. I will hurt you. Put away the crackers, and you keep your eyeballs.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:45pm

Tiff, AIM.

And, as to not threadjack...Matt is a gentleman. Yes.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:49pm

I am on AIM, I just have you blo---

I missed you.

By the way, love, I narco-ed out some time between 11:59pm and 12:09am last night. I'm hopeless. I missed The Killers and Weekend Update and everything! (And that's all I was staying awake for. *cries*)

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:54pm

You suck butt.

Stupid cow.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 5:59pm

Cow?? Did you just call me a cow?? I know I'm fat, funny-looking and withering away on Atkins, but I don't need YOU to tell me that!

*huffs out of room*