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#10026

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:38pm

No bright colours? Pictures?

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10027

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:39pm

Hey, Fishie, you're not slow. At least not in the same way as Tiff. She's slow, y'know...mentally. Poor love, she was born that way.

Beka - I would love to see them in Giants Stadium, alas...I'm already seeing them in Atlantic City, and I don't think I'd have the funds, companions, or transport for Giants.

#10028

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:42pm

What she really means, Beka, is that she would rather go to classy Atlantic City *cough*, and that she'd want to go to Giants Stadium, if only she actually had real life friends to go with. Or real life friends in general.

#10029

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:48pm

hehe. i'm going with 4 of my friends.

ok, i must go. sleep. cause i have to be up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow to get my hair done for my sister's bat mitzvah. byeeee. *bounces out*

#10030

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:49pm

I probably would've held out for Giants Stadium, had I known they were going to play there! What's with announcing extra dates twenty years after the first leg, anyway? Huh, BJ?

As it is, I'm stuck with Atlantic City - it was the closest! - and the trip's all arranged. Has anyone ever been to to 'the City'? It's not that bad, right???

Hmmph. There'll be no BJ for BJ tonight!

P.S. Beka, I think you've known Tiff long enough now to realize that she is quite insane. And if you want to know where that salmon/cod smell is coming from....well...let's just say Tiff needs to see a gynaecologist ASAP. Or a fishmonger.

#10031

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:50pm

gynaecologist?

Updated On: 4/8/05 at 08:50 PM

#10032

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:52pm

The only thing older than BSo's "Tiff photos" jokes are Ellie's "fishvag" jokes. Insult me please, but make it funny!

SmEllie. Hee...doesn't get old.

By the way, I was in Atlantic City for a night a few years ago. All I can say is at least it's better than Reno!

#10033

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:54pm

The SatC gals went there once, right? So it can't all be bad.

And SmEllie...how original.

#10034

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:56pm

Charlotte also had her face (and pancake make-up) licked off by a date, and then married a fat baldy, so we don't want life to always imitate art.

PS. I actually fished a fingerful of chocolate from my garbage can once. But at least it wasn't cake!

~ Mir

#10035

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:57pm

Off to see Sin City. Later, bitches

#10036

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:58pm

Aaaah, SatC. I miss it.

Are you still having wet dreams about Steve and Big, or have you come around to the sane gal's way of thinking, i.e. Aidan = yum?

Edit - See ya, Shub!

Updated On: 4/8/05 at 08:58 PM

#10037

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:01pm

I get sidetracked...I found a Jerry Orbach shirt online. I am buying it.

#10038

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:07pm

Cool! Vintage? Is it a shirt in his possession, or a shirt with him on it?

Ellie, no dirty Steve dreams anymore - no dirty dreams period. I think I've reached that point.

#10039

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:07pm

A shirt with him on it. One of his shirts would be too good to be true.

#10040

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:08pm

Aw, no dirty dreams? What has you life come to?

Would it help if I reminded you about a conversation we had regarding you daddy's penis-size?

No? Oh well.

#10041

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:11pm

Have you been able to think of a roll of coins as just a roll of coins again, or do I need to remind you?

#10042

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:14pm

Ok...point taken.

BTW, you were wrong about your Dad, anyway.

#10043

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:20pm

*waits for barf bag*

Hng on phone.

#10044

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 9:35pm

eliie, i've been to AC. the casinos are sweet, the rest of it's crap. where are they playing?

#10045

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:02pm

Nice of Ellie to ditch us without even saying good-bye! No class, that girl.

#10046

spazzes

Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:57pm

Oops, sorry about that. A friend called in...the nerve of her. Imagine wanting to socialize on a Friday night! I tell ya, some people. Don't worry, I successfully saw her off. Hooray!

Middy - they're playing at the Taj Mahal. Donald Trump owns it. Ever heard of it?

#10047

spazzes

Posted: 4/9/05 at 3:51am

I have "Good Morning Baltimore" stuck in my head.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#10048

spazzes

Posted: 4/9/05 at 4:12am

Today, I have eating:

6 servings of zuccini alfredo (4 at lunch, 2 at dinner)
1 filet mignon
2 servings cauliflower
loads of water

I have also consumed:
4 Ghirardelli chocolate thins
Several handfuls of sour cream & onion chips

Thus pretty much undoing any progress I might have made.

#10049

spazzes

Posted: 4/9/05 at 4:27am

*hugs tiff*

must....make....arms....meet

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#10050

spazzes

Posted: 4/9/05 at 4:29am

*sniffle* Well, logging off of AIM is one way to avoid the task of wrapping your arms around my belly button.

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