Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 53
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1300Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:43amNo kidding. Can you imagine peeing? The sting! The sting!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1301Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:46amand infection. that's one place i definitely don't want an infection. i'll say it again... OWWWW!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1302Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:47am
Ewww I would so not go there.. OUCH!!!!
Thats just bad!!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1303Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:48amyou should get your niples pierced instead of your tongue.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1304Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:49am
I think nipple would be cool. I'd just feel weird (and strangely saddened) to have my tit hanging out there and some strange piercer man-handling my pup.
Can I just say for the millionth time that I'm so terrified about not getting U2 tickets on Saturday? 
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1305Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:51am
I'm not so much caring about my boob hanging out while the nipple gets pierced as gah it wouldn't be able to hide them.. My boobs are too big and you would totally always be able to see it through my shirt.. not to mention OWWWWWWWWWWW.. Maybe its just me but I would think that would hella hurt..
Have I mentioned I am the biggest sissy girl when it comes to needles??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1306Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:52amone of my guy friends went with me. he was so obnoxious (he was getting his redone) and was making smartass comments the whole time. kept my mind off the piercer (who was a chick) i had to deal with him instead. it's not that bad, cause really, the piercer will never see you again. you should do it too tiff!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1307Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:54am
I would think having my pants down forever getting my tattoo would be far more awkward than the 2 minutes it would take to pierce my nipples..
Still OWWW!!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Updated On: 2/3/05 at 01:54 AM
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1308Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:54am
I would but I'm terrified of needles and getting my holes infected, no matter which hole it is. 
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1309Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:56am
good reason not too, but antibiotics work wonders. and can i just say that i can't believe you called me jailbait... we DID talk about applying to law schools... correct? 
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1310Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:57amhaha nice tiff.. I hear you like having your holes inflamed..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1311Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:58am
I know, Middy. You're not the Olsens. (Although I suppose they're not jail bait any longer, eh?) Can you imagine having puss oozing out of your nipple, clip or tongue though? *has idea for next google image*
Cam, depends - by inflamed, do you mean "prodded roughly and for a long time"? 
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1312Help B_S_T plan her NY trip.
Posted: 2/3/05 at 1:59am
Would I imply such a thing??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1313Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:01amNo, Cam, you're far too classy.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1314Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:02am
but of course.. I would never discuss such vulgarities!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1315Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:08amyou guys are to much. however, i have to go deal with my hair, so i'll be back when the blue dye is in.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1316Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:10am
how are we too much dolphin dear? What exactly did we do?
and I want to see pics of this blue hair when its done
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1317Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:17am
Jon Stewart is my Jewish husband.
And why does my living room smell like a stale fart??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1318Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:21am
Tiff thats your upper lip, not the living room..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1319Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:32amDammit, I knew I should've Nair-ed my moustache.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1320Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:39am
I advise you use wax, less chance of a rash from the nasty chemicals.. Thats what my cousin the bearded lady uses
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1321Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:39amwax. lol. sorry. you guys are insane. i just ate a mini butterfinger. yummy.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1322Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:40am
Mm...I could do with some chocolate right now but I'm trying to get my ass back on Atkins. 
(Middy, what part of the country are you from again? And why don't any of us know anything about you??)
Cam, good point. I was contemplating buying the Nair for the bikini line and chickened out. The thought of it burning down there (no inflamed jokes!) freaked me out.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1323Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:44am
Seriously I know too many people that have had rashes fromt eh chemicals from nair.. Wax if you can.. but use the kind that you have to use the muslin strips for.. it's better..
Dolphin why are we so insane?? oo and have youever tried the butterfingers crips waffer things.. mmm
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1324Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/3/05 at 2:58amI think we've scared Middy off.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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