Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 61

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:00am

i wouldn't screw my ex if he was the last guy on earth... way to much of an ass (and yes, he's the only guy that i have screwed)

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:03am

Gah I wouldn't touch most of my ex's at this point.. There are a couple that well I miss them for the simple fact they were great in bed

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:05am

so's a vibrator. i miss cuddles though. hugh fan of it.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:07am

A vibrator could never compare to the real thing.. haha I jsut thought of that song Coin Opperated Boy.. it cracks me up

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:09am

i know it's not the same, but it still works. and yes, i would much prefer a sweaty male body to a plastic toy anyday.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:15am

mmm sweaty male body!!!!

**sits happily in the gutter**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:16am

I've never orgasmed before.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:17am

my mind's always in the gutter. i've given up trying to get it out... now you just have to get your nipples pierced, cause just imagine a sweaty male body tugging on a nipple ring...

btw, do you by any chance need printer ink?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:18am

WHAT!?!??!?!

Never?????

OMG I'm sooo sorry!

haha nice idea.. however I'm still thinking tongue.. I think maybe tomorrow after work

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:19am

ok tiff, i know its sad.

but that statement next to your av....


there's hot choc on my keyboard now

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:20am

tiff... i'm giving you homework right now.

go take a nice hot bath and have fun... (and buy a vibrator if need be)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:23am

Well, Middy, I don't need any printer ink, but I sure need to cum!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:23am

Thats it Tiff you so need a care package.. I'm going shopping for you this weekend.. Are you too embarassed to go shop yourself? I have corrupted so many people.. what's one more

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:26am

tiff, you most deffinitely do need to cum. know what else you need to do? i'll give you a hint... the first word is complete and the last word is offer

cam, bst, do either of you need printer ink?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:28am

I'm good on printer ink.. just opened brand new ones..

Tiff if I send you a care package you damn well better use it!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:28am

no...i'm good.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:30am

damn. i want an ipod and no one needs ink... or any of the other stuff that you can do, but at least ink is useful.

i bought my friends vibrators for xmas....

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:30am

Sure Cam. Just please don't make me explain myself at Canadian customs, mmkay?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:32am

Well, Middy, if you pay for all of us to buy this ink, surely it's cheaper than it would cost you for your iPod!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:34am

that defeats the purpose. besides, what happened to, "i'll do an offer and spend it on ebay!"?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:35am

why would you have explain yourself to customs?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:42am

because i didn't realize i'd have to go put my credit card crap on there and buy useless junk that i don't really need and guarantee myself to be spammed and scammed for as long as i've got any credit history. but surely cam or bst are dying for some ink!

cam, because if you say you're sending me a vibrator with a vaue of US$100 orwhatever as a commercial item, i'm gonna need to pay taxews on it, plus they're going gto open it.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:43am

I will be sure to declare it at less than $100, besides it's a gift you will have to pay taxes on a gift

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:46am

like i said, no fun. you'll be in a better mood once cam gets you that vibrator. mmmm... gerard... he's so sexy... i'd do him. sorry, listening to phantom.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:48am

Eww, Gerard's like fat bastard's love child with louie armstrong in POTO.

i'd do him too though.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell