#1501
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:00am
i wouldn't screw my ex if he was the last guy on earth... way to much of an ass (and yes, he's the only guy that i have screwed)
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 61
#1502
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:03am
Gah I wouldn't touch most of my ex's at this point.. There are a couple that well I miss them for the simple fact they were great in bed
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1503
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:05am
so's a vibrator. i miss cuddles though. hugh fan of it.
#1504
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:07am
A vibrator could never compare to the real thing.. haha I jsut thought of that song Coin Opperated Boy.. it cracks me up
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1505
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:09am
i know it's not the same, but it still works. and yes, i would much prefer a sweaty male body to a plastic toy anyday. Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif>
#1506
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:15am
mmm sweaty male body!!!!
**sits happily in the gutter**
**sits happily in the gutter**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1507
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:16am
I've never orgasmed before.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1508
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:17am
my mind's always in the gutter. i've given up trying to get it out... now you just have to get your nipples pierced, cause just imagine a sweaty male body tugging on a nipple ring... Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif>
btw, do you by any chance need printer ink?
btw, do you by any chance need printer ink?
#1509
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:18am
WHAT!?!??!?!
Never?????
OMG I'm sooo sorry!
haha nice idea.. however I'm still thinking tongue.. I think maybe tomorrow after work
Never?????
OMG I'm sooo sorry!
haha nice idea.. however I'm still thinking tongue.. I think maybe tomorrow after work
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1510
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:19am
ok tiff, i know its sad.
but that statement next to your av....
there's hot choc on my keyboard now
but that statement next to your av....
there's hot choc on my keyboard now
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1511
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:20am
tiff... i'm giving you homework right now.
go take a nice hot bath and have fun... Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif> (and buy a vibrator if need be)
go take a nice hot bath and have fun... Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif> (and buy a vibrator if need be)
#1512
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:23am
Well, Middy, I don't need any printer ink, but I sure need to cum!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1513
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:23am
Thats it Tiff you so need a care package.. I'm going shopping for you this weekend.. Are you too embarassed to go shop yourself? I have corrupted so many people.. what's one more
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1514
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:26am
tiff, you most deffinitely do need to cum. know what else you need to do? i'll give you a hint... the first word is complete and the last word is offer Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif>
cam, bst, do either of you need printer ink?
cam, bst, do either of you need printer ink?
#1515
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:28am
I'm good on printer ink.. just opened brand new ones..
Tiff if I send you a care package you damn well better use it!
Tiff if I send you a care package you damn well better use it!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1516
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:28am
no...i'm good.
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1517
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:30am
damn. i want an ipod and no one needs ink... or any of the other stuff that you can do, but at least ink is useful. Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif>
i bought my friends vibrators for xmas....
i bought my friends vibrators for xmas....
#1518
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:30am
Sure Cam. Just please don't make me explain myself at Canadian customs, mmkay?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1519
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:32am
Well, Middy, if you pay for all of us to buy this ink, surely it's cheaper than it would cost you for your iPod!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1520
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:34am
that defeats the purpose. besides, what happened to, "i'll do an offer and spend it on ebay!"? Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif>
#1521
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:35am
why would you have explain yourself to customs?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1522
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:42am
because i didn't realize i'd have to go put my credit card crap on there and buy useless junk that i don't really need and guarantee myself to be spammed and scammed for as long as i've got any credit history. but surely cam or bst are dying for some ink!
cam, because if you say you're sending me a vibrator with a vaue of US$100 orwhatever as a commercial item, i'm gonna need to pay taxews on it, plus they're going gto open it.
cam, because if you say you're sending me a vibrator with a vaue of US$100 orwhatever as a commercial item, i'm gonna need to pay taxews on it, plus they're going gto open it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1523
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:43am
I will be sure to declare it at less than $100, besides it's a gift you will have to pay taxes on a gift
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1524
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:46am
like i said, no fun. you'll be in a better mood once cam gets you that vibrator. Yay for getting our privates impaled!" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif> mmmm... gerard... he's so sexy... i'd do him. sorry, listening to phantom.
#1525
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:48am
Eww, Gerard's like fat bastard's love child with louie armstrong in POTO.
i'd do him too though.
i'd do him too though.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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