Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#1525Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:49am
Tiff will hardly be the same person once she has her first "O"
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1526Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:53am
he's so attractive when he has the mask on. and he was unbelieveably sexy as dracula in dracula 2000. and his accent! mmmm.... BAD THOUGHTS! must stop thinking... gutter mind... again... surprise, surprise.
and tiff will be totatlly different when he finally hits the big "o".
and i could really go for a sweaty guy right now. too much gerard. lol.
#1527Thursday night sex talk with the 20-somethings.
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:57amHow could I possibly be different? Less mean? More patient? Less anal retentive? More charming?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1528Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 3:57am
I just keep going back to all the conversations I've had today..
Gah!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1529Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:01am
more sex addicted. and can i just say, the title of the thread is really fitting today. it's been in the gutter since i got here anyway.
#1530Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:02am
I'm always in the gutter I just dont always share that info
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1531Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:05amme too. everyone just comes to expect me to interpret what they say in the completely wrong way... and then of course comment on it. it's more fun to have a gutter mind anyway.
#1532Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:07am
I'm often mistaken for a miss priss by those that dont know me.. it's funny..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1533Yay for getting our privates impaled!
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:17ami can understand that. people are always shocked when i curse for the first time... and i have no idea why.
#1534Can we say we're "in the trenches" if we mean "gutter"?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:17amI need to pee like a mofo.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1535Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:26am
then go!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1536Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:31amthanks for sharing tiff!
#1537Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:33am
Tiff likes to share
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1538Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:37ami noticed. too bad we can't yell at her for oversharing since we've both overshared other stuff. lol. oh well. whatever.
#1539Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:42am
haha yeah, but believe it or not I censor myself.
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1541Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:51am
Yeah I actually do!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1542Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:54amand that's the scary thing. know what else is scary? all the **** that i'm deleting from my comp. there's a ton of it. yuck.
#1543Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:58am
haha it is scary!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1544Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 5:00ami know. just keep your fingers crossed that i didn't delete anything that makes my comp run. ok, i'm going to bed. have a good night!
#1545Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 5:02am
night
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1546Can we say we're 'in the trenches' if we mean 'gutter'?
Posted: 2/4/05 at 2:36pmGood morning bitches.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1547That title wasn't so funny after actually sleeping.
Posted: 2/4/05 at 2:46pm
How come camerangel and Allie are both online yet no one's talking to me?
And, as much as I dislike bg2, why are we so mean to him when I can think of a couple others that deserve it so much more?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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#1548That title wasn't so funny after actually sleeping.
Posted: 2/4/05 at 2:50pm
Aw, sorry Tiff. I'm multi-tasking... well, trying to, anyway!
What's up today? I have a long weekend, and tonight, I'm going to my very first college party. I can't wait!
Who do you want to be mean to?
#1549That title wasn't so funny after actually sleeping.
Posted: 2/4/05 at 2:52pm
Your first college party? Oh fun! Frat party or what? Are you BYOB-ing?
As for who deserves rath more than bg2, I'll give you 3 guesses.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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