Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 64

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:06pm

cam, just imagine a really hot guy... oh wait... that's what i always do when i've got my period... is it just me? i always want to get laid like so much more right around it. ugh. too messy.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:08pm

Gah no need to encourage the thoughts of a really hot guy.. I think it's pretty typical for most women to get really horny aroudn their period..

And why are are we dicussing my period again?? On a public forum??

**leaves conversation**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:11pm

Yeah, cuz you're only horny when you're on the rag.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:12pm

that's not true!! Tiff you are so full of $hit!!

and yes to the title!! if not eat them then lick them at the very least..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:15pm

I'm starving and there's no hot men around. I'm making the next best thing - a meat sandwich.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:16pm

Well that works too!! meat sandwiched between what??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:21pm

Yeast.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 4:22pm

hehehe.. Nice!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 5:53pm

Mm...that was the hottest piece of meat on yeast that I've had in a long time, and that mixture of sauces just made it all the better.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 5:59pm

Bad, Tiff, bad!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:00pm

Yet we only seem to encourage her..

Well ladies I'm outta here.. I dont know if I will be online before rehearsal.. If not wish me luck and I will see you all later tonight..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:04pm

Good luck at rehearsal, cam! Bye!!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:05pm

woohoo! my darren hayes cd came! very exciting stuff. and a meat sandwich between yeast sounds like a good combo to me right now.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:10pm

Have, uh, "fun" Cam! TTY when you get back!

Allie, what's so bad? I know, I know...it's because I ate carbs when I said I wouldn't, right?

Middy, Darren Hayes has a new CD?

I just saw that new-ish Kelly Clarkson video today ("Since U Been Gone") - she's quite good, isn't she?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:12pm

it's not new exactly, came out a couple of months ago, but wasn't released in the us, so i finally bought it. it's "the tension and the spark" i'm liking it so far, only listened to 2 songs... 3rd one just started. i love his voice.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:16pm

Yes... and you were doing SO well, Tiff!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:18pm

*puts gun to head because had re-gained 3 pounds*

Middy, is it similar music to Savage Garden?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:19pm

Hey babes.

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Real men are tenors.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:20pm

*takes gun*

Hey monkey! Don't let Tiff have this, okay?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:20pm

somewhat, but not really. like, he sang for savage garden, so ya know? i have both of his solo cds... im me if you want to hear. underwaterpisces

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:23pm

Why can't Tiff have a gun?

Oh.

I jus answered my own question.

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Real men are tenors.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:25pm

Hey Monkey. How ya been? Still with the bf for that goddamn evil commercial holiday that must not be named?

Dolphin, yeah. I didn't mind Savage Garden but I usually like my rock with more edge. (I think Daniel Johns from silverchair is the hottest Aussie rocker ever!) I'm on my laptop right now so I don't have much memory or speakers, but when I'm on my normal comp later, I'll IM you.

Allie, when's hte party tonight? What should I wear? What time are you picking me up?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:28pm

Not much is going on. And yes, we're still together, but we won't be doing anything for Hallmark Day because we're both too lazy and don't care about anything to even bother trying to act "romantic."

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Real men are tenors.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:29pm

You can wear whatever you want, Tiff. Are you looking to pick up some younger guys?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/4/05 at 6:31pm

Well there's this tinted saran wrap skirt I've been dying to debut. And I've always wanted to be a pseudo-M.I.L.F., so tonight's the night to make some men outta boys!

Monkey, that bad, huh? God, I F*CKing hate Stupid Monney Grubbing Sadistic Bastards Smug Marrieds Day. Expect a ranting thread any day now. What's up with you two?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell