Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 67

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:22am

**nods**

Yep sure am..


Ummm of course this is typical.. I'm hungry..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:27am

soup.

tis a godsend

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:31am

I was told to stick to cold stuff..

and we all know Ice Cream is out of the question.. It's not worth the risk.. at least not now.

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:34am

hm....

**tries to think**

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:37am

Dont worry about it.. I will either find something or not eat.. Most likely not eat

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:38am

woman, i WILL b*tchslap you again.

but there will be no magical cookies this time.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:40am

Why are you going to B*tch slap me?? What did I do NOW!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:41am

for the threats of not eating.

or, i will forcefeed you soft, cold, carb-laden things.

only...that sounds gross....so nm.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:43am

But What's the point..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:56am

to not be malnourished

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:58am

Hey, now it's just hte bitches online! Whoot!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 1:58am

umm ok.. I ate more today than I normally do..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:06am

i have cramps.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:08am

I'm sorry..

I'm eating banana pudding

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:13am

My soft core porno is over.

Can I just say it's actually boosted my self-esteem? All those women are DOGS. If they can get laid, then anyone can.

B-b-b-but then WHY CAN'T I????

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:17am

Aww Tiff I'm sure you can get laid..

You just need to look in the right places.. And Dammit this time find one that can take you ALL the way!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:19am

tiff...you can get laid.

but you have STANDARDS....not anything with a penis is good enough for you.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:19am

I don't even know if I'm really missing out! I enjoy myself just fine even without the mess and the explosion!

ETA: My potential mate survey:

___ DICK

___ PULSE


Passing grade: 1 / 2

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/5/05 at 02:19 AM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:22am

yes tiff....but it's so much better WITH the explosion.

and i think your potential mate survey needs to be more comprehensive....size DOES matter.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:25am

Okay:


__ DICK LONGER THAN THUMB

__ PULSE

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:27am

Yes Tiff The explosion matters.. It matters a lot.. I'm telling you, you really need to find a guy that can get you there.. even better if he can give you multiples..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:35am

mmm... multicples. lol. cam! you pierced your tongue! woohoo! nipples next. did you see the blue hair? can i change my icon back to buffy, angel, and xander now?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:38am

No but you can change it to Riley or better yet - Spike!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:40am

angel is so better than riley or spike. ok, going to watch buffy now. later.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/5/05 at 2:46am

yeah I saw.. it's cool.. I was hoping for electric blue..

and yes I did it I pierced my tongue.. Like I said before though.. I'm not into the nipple thing.. besides the fact I would never be able ti hide them.. They would always be visible and well that not so much thanks though..

and HEll Yeah multiples ROCK!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas