Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 69
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1700We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 6:11pmTiff? Did you pass out from excitement??
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1701We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 8:40pm
GAH I had my whole post typed out and then I hit a wrong key and poof it was all gone.. **cries**
My tongue isn't bad at all.. it's moderately swollen. It doesn't hurt like I thought it would. It's just a touch tender is all.. I can still talk and sing just fine so it's all good.
As for the show of death.. well it closes March 20th. So still a long time to deal with it. The good news though is that I am done with it on the 13th of March since I will be in DC the weekend of the 20th. I'm excited about that.
Whiskey?!?!?! Wow Allie you sure dont hold back.. hahaha.. not bad for your first adventure in alcohol. My suggestion is that you NEVER drink and entire large bottle of Jerger ( plus various other drinks) then start in on the whiskey. it's all bad. I found that out the hard way.. hehhehe.. Man did we ever have fun that night..
Yay for U2 Tiff, whos going with you?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1703We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 9:39pmEllie, I'm not kidding. If you can get your ass out here for April 28, I will go to the concert with you. (And since the tickets are in Canadian dollars, you save like 30% of the face value!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1704We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 9:40pm
Jeebus, can I do it????
*frantically runs to check diary...realizes diary doesn't exist...runs to bank account...*
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1705We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 9:45pm
Oh, that's always the incentive for our American friends, isn't it, Tiff? "It's in Canadian funds, so you're saving..."
Whiskey: It was mixed with 7-Up, so it's not like I drank it straight out of the bottle... my friend suggests rye next time, though.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1706We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 9:45pmWhy did you get so many nose bleeds for vancity?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1707We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 9:52pm
Because I bought the first pair of tickets that came up and freaked out and figured I'd rather buy some SH*T tix than not get any at all. Then I kept searching, hoping to get floor seats, and the next pair of SH*T tickets but this one closer to the stage came up and I bought those too..
BRB. Dinner. But when I come back I'll stick the seating chart on there!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1708We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 9:54pm
Cool!! What are you doing with the tix now?
I'm guessing you are offering Ellie the Seattle tic?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1709We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:00pm
*is frustrated*
Now I don't know what to do...I have no money, no nothing...do I even have a job? (No)...bleh...I think you'd better count me out, dear Tiffy, much as I have a desperate desire to go...unless...*runs to beg sister to pay for it all*
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1710We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:03pm
Aww Ellie I hope you can go
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1711We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:08pmAlas, said sister is dozing away in front of the gogglebox like the tired middle-aged businesswomantype she is. But seeing as she's bringing me to NYC next week (Woot!!), and paying for hopefully more than a couple of Broadway shows and meals, travel, accomodation etc...I don't think she'll agree...although if I ply her with enough alcohol...
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1712We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:11pm
Good luck Ellie my dear!! I hope you can get it
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1713We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:12pm
Ellie, baby, I'll make this even more tempting for you. And I'm dead serious. I've got 4 seats. Obviously if you and me go, that's only two of us (your wide ass taking up like 3 spots notwithstanding). I'll sell the other two tickets on ebay, and whatever profit (in other words Final bid minus whatever I paid on those two tix) I get will go towards paying for your ticket. And then you pay the difference.
You seem so sad over not getting to go that I'm even willing to overlook the fact that you said that Billy......Armstrong.......is better....than.....
Bono .......You'd better start kissing ass right about now.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1714We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:16pm
Wow Tiff that is awfully generous of you!! so my question is
Who the F*ck are you and what have you done with the REAL Tiff??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1715We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:20pm
Tiff you are far, far, far, far far, far too kind...but I'm really not sure if I can go, and I don't think it'd be fair if I told you I could, and then you made plans around it...so VERY reluctantly I have to shamefully, begrudgingly, perhaps stupidly decline your extemely generous offer...YOU GODDESS YOU! But of course, they will be playing MSG in October, right?? And Hartford?? Again - Tiff = Goddess.
P.S. Plus the fact that I'm really a 67-year-old balding obeso named Arthur from Nagasaki, and I never really liked you anyway. Kidding!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1716We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:21pm
The truth about Ellie finally comes out!! hehehe
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1717We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:33pmTiff, that's a very sweet offer. Have you and Ellie met before?
Real men are tenors.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1718We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:37pmMOnkey, Tiff is desperate for cool "real" friends cuz hers suck..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1719We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:40pm
Ah, I see.
Yes, it does suck to have crappy real-life friends, does it not?
Real men are tenors.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1721We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:44pmI'm a lucky girl, seeing as how I have some pretty awesome real-life buddies.
Real men are tenors.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1722We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:46pmYeah I have some really fabulous "real~life" friends..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1723We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:54pm
Wow, I really am nice, aren't I?
*admires nice self in mirror*
Well, the offer's still on the table, Els. At least until my future eBay auction comes to an end. People with SH*Ttier seats than me are paying $400 for those seats!!
I, uh, have real friends too. Carrie, Mir, Sam and Charlotte. Oh, and Grissom and Sara.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1724We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:57pm
haha nice..
someone hide me fromteh mean yelling tiff!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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