Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#1800the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:57am
Indeed.. however, it think it's the guy that usually cums when you eat head with out species..
**RANDOM TANGENT***
Why is it so F*cking hard to remember to do the sh*t that is necessary to live
**now back to our sex talk**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1801the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:57amThat would hurt way too much.
#1802the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:57am
ugh....for a research methods class my first year, i had to
OBSERVE
the
f*cking
ducks
for
2
hours!!!
I hated that class.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1803the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:59amWhen I was an environmental researcher a few years ago, I had to observe the migration habits of dragonflies while they were going at it from behind. It was fun.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1804the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:59am
Tiff hun you can f*ck the horse I will stick to men!!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1805the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:00am
yeah....and tiff,
the guys i f*ck are better looking than horses.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1806the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:01amHow can they migrate and bang simultaneously?
#1807the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:02amThey fly as they're having sex. Seriously.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1808the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:03amThat's like me hanggliding and ****ing someone.
#1809the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:04am
dude.
that would be SO f*cking cool.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1810the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:04am
dude.
that would be SO f*cking cool.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1811the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:04am
haha, nice thought hang gliding while having sex..
Hot monkey sex..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1812the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:04am
And that's pretty much what it looks like too. Kinda kinky when you think about it.
I wonder if google images.......
BRB - gotta pee and make me a meat sandwich.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1813the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:05amThat'd cause a lot of drag on the glider.
#1814the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:06amIf you're dragging his glider, you may want to reconsider the legal definition of "rape".
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1815the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:06am
meat sandwiched in yeast again tiff??
it may cause drag on the glider but think of the story you would have to tell...
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1816the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:06amnot if you do it doggie.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1817the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:07amSo would he be attached to the glider or just hanging on to my waist?
#1818the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:08amattached.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1819the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:09amWith what? Rope? Handcuffs?
#1820the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:10am
fruit by the foot.
3 feet of fun!
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1821the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:10am
hehehehe
handcuffs!!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1822the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:11amOK. Little faux-leopard fur lined handcuffs.
#1823the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:13am
not to cut your hang-glider sex short nikki dear-
but is it a bad thing that i'm beginning to doubt my desire to go to grad school?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#1824the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 1:13amI don't know if I would say it's bad. Just telling. What's going on? What brought it on?
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