Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 72

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:25am

i got the pants for 30.

and these AWESOME shoes for 20 (orig. 78.)

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

Updated On: 2/6/05 at 12:25 AM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:25am

Glinda, why do double posts happen?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

Updated On: 2/6/05 at 12:25 AM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:27am

You be GOOD.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:28am

i do have skills.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:28am

Nice, I love sales..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:29am

Well done, b_s_t!

And goodnight everyone!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:30am

thanks ellie dear!

good night.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:31am

Good night! Updated On: 2/6/05 at 12:31 AM

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:32am

night night ellie..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:37am

*glares silently as Ellie leaves until Ellie concedes that Bono is god*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:40am

I'm really going this time...

Goodnight Lovelies! Oh, 'Night Tiff.

//BONO IS A CRUSTY OLD CODGER!//
Billy's my God now!!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:41am

welcome back Tiffy dear..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:41am

Tiff! Muffin!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:41am

ok, shub, about your post from like 2 pages ago:
"Ducks? They have crazy sex. We had ducks at my high school and one of the females was getting attacked by a bunch of horny mallards. "

OH MY GOD!!!! You have seen the duck gangbangs...I knew there was a reason i loved you.

My college has ducks ALL over in the spring, and they have crazy sex all over campus...no one (who has not seen it) believes me!!!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:42am

Ewww, Billy... Ellie, I love you like a vowel sister, but Billy?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:43am

Yes, Sivon! They're all insane! They ripped off her scalp trying to rape her! I believe you.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:44am

Exactly, Vowel Twin. Now, between the Consonant Twins, Bono and Billy, the choice is pretty obvious, isn't it?

(Notice how Ellie ran away from #1Elphie and I on the U2 thread. Fear? Guilt? Green unbridled jealousy?)

Oh yeah, and hi! I'm back!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:46am

ooo fun duck rape..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:46am

seriously, the boy ducks f*cking tag team the girl ducks....

one will hold her down while the other mounts her.

AND THEN THEY SWITCH.

And who says animals don't think?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:48am

Seriously. And we all thought ducks were such loving animals.

I think praying mantises have the right idea. F*ck him and then eat him. Updated On: 2/6/05 at 12:48 AM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:53am

i agree nikki.

i love that we start talking about duck sex and everyone else disappears.

SEE!!! YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT TIL YOU SEE IT!!!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:53am

Rip their heads off Shub darling.. I think I read somewhere that the female praying mantis cant'finish unless she rips his head off.. bizarre.. Me personally I like the option of going back for seconds..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:54am

must eat head to cum.

a fetish of the most extreme sort.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:55am

HAHAHAHHAA I love this conversation.

Dude, I'm going back to my high school and filming these horny ducks.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/05 at 12:56am

I joined into this conversation late so I don't think I have anything funny to add. I don't really know what's going on.

How about this? I've been thinking, if you want a man who's hung like a horse, why not just F*CK the horse? Equal intellect, and humps like a stallion - literally!

Or is that just me?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/6/05 at 12:56 AM