Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5 — Page 12

#276

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:27am

No problem. Have a good night, YWIW! He's lucky to have a good support system through you and his family!




Yeah, did you not get the memo, Cam? She's trying to keep it hush-hush.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#277

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:30am

Well Damn her straight to H E double hockey sticks for keeping me in the dark.. WTF..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#278

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:42am

Ya got the PM now?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#279

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:44am

Yeah.. so I'm clued in readers digest style..

but since when does Middy have men?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#280

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:50am

middy doesn't have men. middy has issues with men apparently.

#281

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:54am

Oh, really? Issues? Hadn't heard about any of those!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#282

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:58am

well when those kids go around selling subscriptions/issues as fund raisers STOP buying them!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#283

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 1:59am

shut up.

#284

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:01am

what??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#285

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:04am

Unless these "issues with men" contain Cheno-like images a la FHM...



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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#286

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:05am

my tongue hurts.

#287

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:11am

That's expected considering you pierced it 2 days ago

DUH!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#288

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:13am

It is so sad, I keep wanting to throw in a contribution, but I am afraid ANYTHING I say will get this thread deleted.

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I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#289

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:17am

Aww Pengers.. contribute.. notice we are starting to loosen up a little..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#290

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:22am

Don't say "l**sen", Cam. Any references to promiscuity will be deleted.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#291

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:30am

I am afraid that is what will be your undoing.

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I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#292

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:31am

**headdesk**

I can't believe I did that Tiff.... **cries**

**kicks self**

I kind of want food.. but its really late here..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#293

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:38am

God I'm hungry.

Did you guys hear about this 3-hour diet?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#294

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:40am

Huh what 3 hour diet?

Pengers.. My Undoing? Did they at least ask permission, cuz frankly I dont remember?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#295

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:44am

Everyone just assumes you have given permission and jumps right to it Cam.

I have heard of the 3 day diet.

Is the 3 hour the one where you eat a small amount every 3 hours?

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I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#296

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:50am

Good point Pengers.. You know I got asked tonight is I was saving all the good shirts, cuz my cleavage wasnt visible.. I feel like such an object.. **giggle**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#297

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:50am

Yup, that's the one! They said eat breakfast within 1 hour of waking up, and stop eating within 3 hours of going to bed!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#298

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:53am

Cam, it would just be wrong if you were any other way.

Tiff, well I prefer that to the Atkins you are on. I lost some weight on it, but I have never felt worse in my life. I am hoping the WW's works for me.

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I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#299

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 2:55am

Unzips top a little more..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#300

Have a safe trip, Cam!

Posted: 2/3/06 at 3:00am

Oh, such wonderful... fabric.

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I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.