Tiger Woods Jokes

It's been a month already- It's time.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after three Ho's.

What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? Tiger has no problem driving a golf ball 300 Yards.

Not a joke, but Wendy Williams said this: "Tiger Woods has never done anything to help the Black community--and he is Black whether he wants to accept it or not--so I don't give a damn about him or his endorsements."

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I thought that was Natalie Wood.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b*tches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Surely there's something involving "golf clap," what with all the lack of protection.

I have to admit, knowing Roscoe disapproves of something makes it more fun!