#3
Posted: 10/30/05 at 5:18pm
Ah, Tina. It's not Weekend Update without her. She's the best!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#4
Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:03pm
Tinas after your man, brdlwyr
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#5
Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:14pm
Weekend Update was definitely on last night. In fact, I had just added that line to my sig file.
Amy Poehler had a couple of nice ones too:
"MTV announced this week that the new season of The Real World will be shot in Detroit. Subsequently, so will 5 or 6 cast members."
(picture of Harriet Miers) "In shocking news, the Religious Right performed a 2nd term abortion this week." ::evil grin::
Amy Poehler had a couple of nice ones too:
"MTV announced this week that the new season of The Real World will be shot in Detroit. Subsequently, so will 5 or 6 cast members."
(picture of Harriet Miers) "In shocking news, the Religious Right performed a 2nd term abortion this week." ::evil grin::
#6
Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:18pm
LMAO at that Bush comment! i dont even get it and i still think its hilarious!
Patronus, those are awesome, too! i wish id seen it!
would there be any online clips anywhere?
Patronus, those are awesome, too! i wish id seen it!
would there be any online clips anywhere?
Bob: "there is a chance, albeit a microscopic one, that our baby at some point in his or her formative years will get lodged in a tree"
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#7
Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:30pm
Real World in Detroit? I live in Detroit, (well, suburbs of Detroit, not the city, haha) and I can tell you, there's NOTHING here.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#8
Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:41pm
Patronus, the Harriet Miers line was also pretty damn funny. I just was not sure how it would work without the picture.
I was laughing pretty hard.
Rachel Dracht must be crying over the withdrawal of the nomination - she was also pretty funny in her segment.
I was laughing pretty hard.
Rachel Dracht must be crying over the withdrawal of the nomination - she was also pretty funny in her segment.
#9
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:07pm
I doubt there'd be clips online anywhere, but you can watch for the rerun. Lance Armstrong was the host and Sheryl Crow was the musical guest.
#10
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:08pm
ok, thanks!
youwantitwhen??????, what do you mean by withdrawl of a nomination?
youwantitwhen??????, what do you mean by withdrawl of a nomination?
Bob: "there is a chance, albeit a microscopic one, that our baby at some point in his or her formative years will get lodged in a tree"
~Related~
#11
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:11pm
She's referring to Harriet Miers withdrawing her nomination to be on the Supreme Court. Rachel Dratch was playing her last night and was having a lot of fun doing it. I'm guessing it'll be the last time we see her play that character.
#12
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:14pm
Thanks Patronus for the assist!
I thought at one point she was just going to throw her wine all over the dress and say "hell, don't need this old rag any more".
Too funny.
I thought at one point she was just going to throw her wine all over the dress and say "hell, don't need this old rag any more".
Too funny.
#13
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:17pm
Yeah, it was great when she started listing off all the men who were unqualified.
"And Mike Brown probably said I'm not qualified to be the head of FEMA, I'm the President of the FREAKIN' ARABIAN HORSE ASSOCIATION!
"And Mike Brown probably said I'm not qualified to be the head of FEMA, I'm the President of the FREAKIN' ARABIAN HORSE ASSOCIATION!
#14
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:34pm
Yeah, i was a bit of a fan of that quote, too...lol. I IMMEDIATELY came here and made it my siggy.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#16
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:40pm
Oh crap...I am sorry...lol. I didn't even notice.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#17
Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:42pm
No worries at all. I just added a quote from my favorite movie since tomorrow is Halloween and then I'll find something else.
#18
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:11pm
How was Sheryl?
I LOVE her new CD. Does anyone know what songs she sang?
I LOVE her new CD. Does anyone know what songs she sang?
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Oscar Wilde
#19
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:19pm
Don't worry, Broadway_Baby. I'm sure they'll still find plenty of bars so they can get drunk, make out with each other, and then fight.
"My friends have made the story of my life."
-Helen Keller
#20
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:26pm
FOA, I have one or two of her songs downloaded, I like the new ones, but she did not sing them well live. Sometimes it's better to lipsynch.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:27pm
Weekend Update is NOT the same without Tina Fey.
Glad she's back.
Glad she's back.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#22
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:31pm
Oh yes Millie, I'm sure. Anyway, I'm determined to bump into the cast somewhere and end up on camera with my face blurred out.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#23
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:32pm
Just don't get drunk with them.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#24
Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:36pm
Alright Rath.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#25
Posted: 10/30/05 at 9:05pm
Very glad Tina is back.
Did NOT like Horatio Sans (he's always cracking up--even when it isn't funny and always reading the cue cards---does he attend rehearsals at all?)
LOVED Rachel's bit!
Did NOT like Horatio Sans (he's always cracking up--even when it isn't funny and always reading the cue cards---does he attend rehearsals at all?)
LOVED Rachel's bit!
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