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#1

Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 5:13pm

I am so glad she is back. Especially for Weekend Update.

One of my favorite lines from last night:

"In a new poll, 66% of Americans believe that George Bush is doing a poor job in Iraq.

The Remaining 34% believe Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church."

I thought the Indigo Girls sketch was pretty funny as well, though it petered out at the end.
#2

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 5:14pm

Tina Fey is hot and very funny!
#3

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 5:18pm

Ah, Tina. It's not Weekend Update without her. She's the best!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#4

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:03pm

Tinas after your man, brdlwyr
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#5

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:14pm

Weekend Update was definitely on last night. In fact, I had just added that line to my sig file. re: Tina Fey on SNL

Amy Poehler had a couple of nice ones too:

"MTV announced this week that the new season of The Real World will be shot in Detroit. Subsequently, so will 5 or 6 cast members."

(picture of Harriet Miers) "In shocking news, the Religious Right performed a 2nd term abortion this week." ::evil grin::
#6

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:18pm

LMAO at that Bush comment! i dont even get it and i still think its hilarious!

Patronus, those are awesome, too! i wish id seen it!

would there be any online clips anywhere?
Bob: "there is a chance, albeit a microscopic one, that our baby at some point in his or her formative years will get lodged in a tree" ~Related~

Updated On: 10/30/05 at 06:18 PM

#7

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:30pm

Real World in Detroit? I live in Detroit, (well, suburbs of Detroit, not the city, haha) and I can tell you, there's NOTHING here.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#8

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 6:41pm

Patronus, the Harriet Miers line was also pretty damn funny. I just was not sure how it would work without the picture.

I was laughing pretty hard.

Rachel Dracht must be crying over the withdrawal of the nomination - she was also pretty funny in her segment.

#9

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:07pm

I doubt there'd be clips online anywhere, but you can watch for the rerun. Lance Armstrong was the host and Sheryl Crow was the musical guest.
#10

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:08pm

ok, thanks!

youwantitwhen??????, what do you mean by withdrawl of a nomination?
Bob: "there is a chance, albeit a microscopic one, that our baby at some point in his or her formative years will get lodged in a tree" ~Related~
#11

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:11pm

She's referring to Harriet Miers withdrawing her nomination to be on the Supreme Court. Rachel Dratch was playing her last night and was having a lot of fun doing it. I'm guessing it'll be the last time we see her play that character.
#12

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:14pm

Thanks Patronus for the assist!

I thought at one point she was just going to throw her wine all over the dress and say "hell, don't need this old rag any more".

Too funny.
#13

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:17pm

Yeah, it was great when she started listing off all the men who were unqualified.

"And Mike Brown probably said I'm not qualified to be the head of FEMA, I'm the President of the FREAKIN' ARABIAN HORSE ASSOCIATION!
#14

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:34pm

Yeah, i was a bit of a fan of that quote, too...lol. I IMMEDIATELY came here and made it my siggy.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#16

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:40pm

Oh crap...I am sorry...lol. I didn't even notice.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#17

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 7:42pm

No worries at all. I just added a quote from my favorite movie since tomorrow is Halloween and then I'll find something else. re: Tina Fey on SNL
#18

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:11pm

How was Sheryl?

I LOVE her new CD. Does anyone know what songs she sang?
"I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about." - Oscar Wilde
#19

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:19pm

Don't worry, Broadway_Baby. I'm sure they'll still find plenty of bars so they can get drunk, make out with each other, and then fight.
"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller
#20

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:26pm

FOA, I have one or two of her songs downloaded, I like the new ones, but she did not sing them well live. Sometimes it's better to lipsynch. re: Tina Fey on SNL
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:27pm

Weekend Update is NOT the same without Tina Fey.

Glad she's back.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#22

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:31pm

Oh yes Millie, I'm sure. Anyway, I'm determined to bump into the cast somewhere and end up on camera with my face blurred out. re: Tina Fey on SNL
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#23

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:32pm

Just don't get drunk with them.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#24

re: Tina Fey on SNL

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:36pm

Alright Rath.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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