#26
Posted: 8/3/04 at 4:22pm
Paris Hilton, Meredith Viera, and people who continually call asking for Wicked house seats.
#27
Posted: 8/3/04 at 4:25pm
Not Meredith....I like her....Now STAR JONES....That women makes me NUTS! I cant stand her.
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#28
Posted: 8/3/04 at 5:40pm
My Boss.... for being so understanding that I have the Flu....
Ass
Ass
#29
Posted: 8/3/04 at 6:52pm
my dad...but thats another story
You aren't feeling overwhelmed are you?
#30
Posted: 8/3/04 at 6:55pm
MBNA Loan Company and REED Jewlers........and all these places around here that sells cd's that do not have the new ASSASSINS cd. But, when some obscure rap artist comes out with a cd, they have 50 of them.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#31
Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:22pm
Ummmm, something tells me said artists are only "obscure" to you, spider. Why just today my entire posse, The BrickBottom Crew, (50 members strong), were asking me, "Yo, when's the new Assassins jam drop, dawg?"
I was all, "Axe the homos on Broadwayworld, yo."
I was all, "Axe the homos on Broadwayworld, yo."
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#32
Posted: 8/3/04 at 9:23pm
LOL. That is why I can't find the cd. I need to become gay to find it........guess I will ask one of my gay friends to get it for me. 
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#34
Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:51pm
I have been waiting FOREVER for a thread like this...
Hm...
I would like to say "Just Kiss My Ass" to...
my "family"
my "friends"
my "father"
The president, my next door neighbor, the guy I met on the street today, my doctor, the guy at the pharmacy who sold me a bottle of aspirin today, the people on this board, the government, American society for being so celebrity-obsessed and hypocritical and superficial, the Red Sox for trading away my Nomar, people I know, people I don't know, people I've met, people I haven't met yet...
So, basically...Everyone...I need some love, you guys...
Hm...
I would like to say "Just Kiss My Ass" to...
my "family"
my "friends"
my "father"
The president, my next door neighbor, the guy I met on the street today, my doctor, the guy at the pharmacy who sold me a bottle of aspirin today, the people on this board, the government, American society for being so celebrity-obsessed and hypocritical and superficial, the Red Sox for trading away my Nomar, people I know, people I don't know, people I've met, people I haven't met yet...
So, basically...Everyone...I need some love, you guys...
"And now for something completely different..."
#35
Posted: 8/3/04 at 11:55pm
A price? All I got is a bag of Jolly Ranchers.
And there is a lot of "Kiss my Ass" to fathers here.
And there is a lot of "Kiss my Ass" to fathers here.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#36
Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:09am
And a Special Kiss my Ass goes to the Lovely State of MO.. For having corks in there Asses! The word Freedom seems to be crap...
#37
Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:11am
MISSOURI!!!!
Thank you for reminding me, EyEs, I nearly forgot.
Kiss my ass, Missouri!!
Thank you for reminding me, EyEs, I nearly forgot.
Kiss my ass, Missouri!!
"And now for something completely different..."
#38
Posted: 8/4/04 at 1:50am
I bet you do have a jolly rancher, spider!! They have long lasting taste!
Yeah--MO can kiss my a$$!
I have father issues, too--he doesn't deserve to kiss my a$$
Yeah--MO can kiss my a$$!
I have father issues, too--he doesn't deserve to kiss my a$$
#39
Posted: 8/4/04 at 3:46am
A smooch to the large percentage of voters in Missouri who want to continue living in the dark ages. May they be smitten with knowledge and awareness - and never feel the sting of prejudice in their own lives.
#40
Posted: 8/4/04 at 4:52am
to ignorant people, esp. the President.
KISS IT GOOD!
KISS IT GOOD!
On a clear day I can see myself for miles ~Taboo
#41
Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:19am
Today, I would like to say
KISS MY ASS
to all the people who produce, direct and "star in" bad porn
and to the entire state of Missouri, home of Attorney General John Asscrap.
KISS MY ASS
to all the people who produce, direct and "star in" bad porn
and to the entire state of Missouri, home of Attorney General John Asscrap.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
Updated On: 8/4/04 at 08:19 AM
#42
Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:29am
Kiss my ass:
Eddie Varley
Zola
JRB
Phanty
Robbie
RobbO
et al
Really! Kiss it, bite it, spank it, poke it
Eddie Varley
Zola
JRB
Phanty
Robbie
RobbO
et al
Really! Kiss it, bite it, spank it, poke it
#43
Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:38am
I would say it to G W Bush and his cronies.
Then I would say "Drop Dead" and hope that they really would.
Then I would say "Drop Dead" and hope that they really would.
#47
Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:25pm
to....
-whoever gave me this stomach virus!
-my bitch of a sister
-the people who made my favorite shoes(the heel broke today
)
-everyone who is responsible for my current state of unemployment
...that's all i can think of right now but I know there'll be more as this day progresses...I can sense it!!
-whoever gave me this stomach virus!
-my bitch of a sister
-the people who made my favorite shoes(the heel broke today
) -everyone who is responsible for my current state of unemployment
...that's all i can think of right now but I know there'll be more as this day progresses...I can sense it!!
#48
Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:32pm
-the stupid white trash with whom i share employment
- my computer
- my computer
Updated On: 8/5/04 at 02:32 PM
#49
Posted: 8/4/04 at 2:35pm
did the white trash you work with also misspell computer?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#50
Posted: 8/4/04 at 3:24pm
ok i thought of another one...whoever invented expiration dates on paperwork!!!! grrr this is complicating my life to no end!!
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