Today's Time Waster!

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Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 3:57pm

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html>http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

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"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!

#2

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:45pm

Woohoo! I stumped it! I feel so smart...

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#3

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:53pm

Who were you emonkey?

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#4

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:53pm

Mallory Keaton from Family Ties!
I went 80s old school...

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#5

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:55pm

Good one!

I was only the 2290th person to guess Karen from Will & Grace.

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#6

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:55pm

I was Samantha from Bewitched and then Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeanie - I had a blast playing those games.

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"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!

#7

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:56pm

I stumped it too. Doesn't seem like a hard thing to do, though. I was Dawson Leery.

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Updated On: 5/27/04 at 04:56 PM

#8

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 4:58pm

Daaaaaa-um. I tried Brezhnev and it still got me.

But, do it and pretend you're George W Bush and see the questions it asks you!!

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Updated On: 5/27/04 at 04:58 PM

#9

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 5:02pm

LOL. It guessed I was Willow from Buffy! This is great!!!

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#10

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 5:08pm

It got Idi Amin, but not Attilla the Hun! This is fun. It almost makes me want to stay at work. or not!!!!!!!!

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#11

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 5:22pm

That was fun, but damn, that computer is smart! It guessed Elaine from Seinfeld and Bush almost immediately. My favorite question: Does your grandfather look like Shelley Winters? (Yay for Less than Perfect!)

#12

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 5:30pm

It guessed Mindy Cohn in 2 seconds! The person who developed this is a genius!
It also got Jerry from ROSEANNE! I couldn't believe that!

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Updated On: 5/27/04 at 05:30 PM

#13

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 6:17pm

well i guess i stumped it (twice). i've played it before. Some of the questions are not worded well (i.e. "are you married to someone other than Mary Tyler Moore?")...if you're single, what are you to answer? it would probably help the computer and the player if there was answers optional other than "yes" or "no" so that they wouldn't count toward the deductive logic. In case you're curious, it couldn't guess Charlotte (Bernadette Peters) or Richard (Richard Crenna) from ALL'S FAIR. It thought i was Carrie Bradshaw (though i told it i didn't live in NYC) and Larry David.

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#14

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 6:21pm

I guessed TxsTwoStep as my favorite sitcom character and he guessed it!

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#15

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 6:51pm

I was Murray from Mad About you and it even got that!

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#16

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 6:52pm

Weird!

And I just played as Mamamia Sammy and it guessed Star Jones!

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#17

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 7:49pm

OH MY GOD!!! I tried JD Dorian from Scrubs, thinking it would never guess that, but, after several tries, IT DID!!! It's freaking me out!!!

#18

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 7:52pm

They have one of these things about TV shows and movies. It's really freaky.

I wonder if it can guess what colour underclothes celebrities wear. That one should raise a couple eyebrows.

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#19

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:16pm

Okay, I just got home and went right back to this thing. It even got Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED. Where is the link for the one you can do w/ movies?

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#20

re: Today's Time Waster!

Posted: 5/27/04 at 10:38pm

http://www.guessthename.com/http://www.guessthename.com/>http://www.guessthename.com/

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