Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas Caught In Bed!!! Rumor- Page 2

[Beergoggles]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 6:58pm

well the rumour has grown on here alone... read from top to bottom and you'll see what i mean!

[Dziadzan]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:59pm

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/001038.html

Just one more to add.

I wouldnt' kick him out of bed. Just because he's crazy doesn't mean he's not attractive n.n

[VoiceofReason]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 8:15pm

Yeah- gawker.com has been getting a lot of e-mails about this. I'm so addicted to the site. Apparently theres a whole--Katie is getting paid off component to the story...

"Boys Who Like Boys To Be Girls Who Do Boys Like They’re Girls Who Do Girls Like They’re Boys
Filed under Culture : Movies & Celebs
Yes. We know. Your friend’s friend’s friend just got back from L.A., where he/she heard the following juicy details:

• A famous actor, who we’re not going to name because he likes to sue people who accuse him of what in the next paragraph we’ll accuse him of, and his recently obtained fiancée, with whom he is very, very, very much in love, have a five-year contract regarding this relationship, and she is to be paid $8 million for fulfilling her end of the contract.

• The deal was arranged and the engagement announced in a very short period of time because the wife of a certain, and rather adorable, pop singer found her husband in bed with the abovementioned unnamed actor, and said actor wanted to have this new news out as soon as possible so as to overshadow any new rumors about his sexuality.
We’ve received at least 6,298 forwards of this email in the last few days. We can’t imagine it’s true, for a lot of reasons including the unlikelihood that so many of your friends just back from L.A., or friends who work for Universal, or friends who work near the green room at Today, all tell exactly the same story.

If it turns out it is true, we’ll let you know. Meantime, we’d like it if you could stop filling our inbox with this message, please. We’re having a tough time keeping tabs on our cheap mortgage offers.

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http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/movies-celebs/boys-who-like-boys-to-be-girls-who-do-boys-like-theyre-girls-who-do-girls-like-theyre-boys-110796.php

Gawker

Updated On: 6/30/05 at 08:15 PM

[Auggie27]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 8:55pm

As I posted here last week, he used to clean my building in Manhattan in 89-81, and was an After Dark model. My guess is, he may have briefly been for rent, or visited a casting couch. Certain being an After Dark model insured you'd be hit on. (black leather pants, if I recall.) But now, I never thought I'd say this, but does anyone truly care anymore about Cruise being a guy who cruises?

When I watch him in movies, truthfully, he strikes me as a man with a dangerously low libido. How many hot Tom Cruise sex scenes come to mind? Or just sexy moments, particularly in his later work (outside of the "sexy" debacle that was EYES WIDE SHUT, which is embarassingly asexual)?

I think he's squeemish about sexuality. It ranks low on his list of things to do, somewhere below couch jumping and getting in Matt Lauer's face. He's always sort of d--kless, and oddly uncomfortable when he has to pretend he's hot n'bothered about anyone but his own reflection. If we've learned anything in the last 6 weeks, it's that he's dearly in love with Tom Cruise, the legend behind the goofball.

Updated On: 6/30/05 at 08:55 PM

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:07pm

It was prove what I've been saying since I first learned what gay was. The day I realized what I gay man was, I immediately thought of Tom Cruise...Ironic, no?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:23pm

And thus lies the difference in generations - I thought of Paul Lynde.

[Dziadzan]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:27pm

But Paul Lynde is...different. He's more of a stereotypical gay man than Cruise.
And he's Templeton. *cuddles the rat*

[Falsettoland]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:28pm

Not my Rob! Noooooooo!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:31pm

Poor Falsettoland - all your illusions shattered in one evening.

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:38pm

For the record, I would kick him out of bed.

[alterego]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 12:40am

What is it they say?...Rumour as fact.

[Jon]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 2:04am

Here is the genesis of the Rock Hudson/Jim Nabors wedding rumor:

Back in the 1970's there was a small group of gay men in Los Angeles who would stage monthly "theme" parties. They got the idea to do a party based on a gay wedding, and tried to think of the most unlikely couple of two celebrities (who they knew were gay). They came up with Hudson and Nabors as the fake wedding couple.

They printed up fancy invitations announcing the wedding celebration, and sent them out to their usual list of party attendees. DSomehow, one of the invitations ended up in the hands of gossip columnist Rona Barret, who did not know it was a joke. She ran the following "blind item" in her column:

"What two male celebrities are planning a gay wedding? All we can tell you is that one is a leading man who's as strong as the ROCK of Gibraltar, and the other is a good old country boy who's just like your NEIGHBOR!"

It was pretty easy to figure out who she meant. When Hudson heard about it, he remarked to his closest friends, "That's nonsense - everyone knows I only like young blond guys!"

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 6:42am

See, I've ALWAYS thought Rob Thomas was gay since I first laid eyes on him. When he suddenly stopped being so playful with his image and got married I was like "who are you kidding?"

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 8:15am

ditto

[Corine2]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:32am

Why is everyone obsessed with Cruise.
Gay or straight who really cares.
Personally, I loved him dancing in his undies and always thought he was one of the sexiest men in film.
I don't like how he treated Brooke Shields.


Updated On: 7/1/05 at 09:32 AM

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:39am

haha.... i thought this said Tom Cruise caught in bed with Rob... as in, BWW Rob...oh dear...sorry

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:42am

He's an ass, and I think people are watching with fervor b/c it's a Scheidenfreude (sp?) -ish situation.

He's an arrogant ****who needs to go far, far away to the aliens he so loves.

[shameless]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:57am

But can I just say that if this rumor were true, I wouldn't stop smiling for a month.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 9:59am

Me too!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:06am

Katie Holmes is an anagram for

"Tom Likes a He"

That proves it!

[shameless]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:38am

OMG! LMAO!

[Dziadzan]

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:51am

XD
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