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#51

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:31pm

Huh?

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#52

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/9/04 at 12:47pm

I think I just realized this is a spelling challenge issue, Matt. You were possibly referring to Britney Spears? but spelling it as Brittany Murphy spells it. Since I just read that interview with Murphy this morning, I assumed that's who you meant.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#53

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/9/04 at 2:51pm

Nope. I meant Britney Spears. I forgot the spelling.

Britney = Brit-knee
Brittany = Brit-knee

whatever...

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#54

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/9/04 at 2:55pm

Oh ok. I believe Spears does practice Kabbalah. Murphy does not.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#55

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/10/04 at 7:27pm

Cabarethead got it in one. He is cute w a good smile, maybe even a nice personality but for sex appeal... He looks like he'd make a great kid brother!

#56

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/10/04 at 7:28pm

I personally think he looks like a hobbit, but I know he cannot act. All of his characters are the same. He brings no other character to these movies.

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#57

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/10/04 at 8:36pm

He made me laugh in Interview with a Vampire......but I'm not sure if I was supposed to be laughing.

Real men are tenors.

#58

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/10/04 at 10:58pm

you need help.

#59

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/10/04 at 11:43pm

OOooh, sorry, you don't get to criticize other posters during your first day on the board. Tough break kid. Thanks for joining though, better luck in a few months.

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#60

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/11/04 at 2:15am

Namo- I love you for backing me up. Marry me.

Obvious- Respect your elders. I find things to be hilarious at times when they're not. Have ya seen the Village? It cracked me up. And the creatures were adorable....in my eyes.

Real men are tenors.

#61

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/12/04 at 1:58pm

awww i am in love with him!!

#62

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/12/04 at 3:27pm

Am I the only one who finds it absolutely impossible to watch Jerry Maguire??? The movie just drives me nuts!

#63

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/12/04 at 3:57pm

What I think is sexy is Borstallboy's icon. Christopher Meloni. I like my men to look like men. Although I did like Tom in Collateral, not the gray hair, I never found him to have sex appeal or be sexy or hunky or whatever. He is also a Jersey boy. He went to Glen Ridge High School - Not 20 minutes from me.

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#64

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/12/04 at 6:59pm

tom cruise is gay. A family friend used to work with Paramount and she knows.

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#65

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/12/04 at 7:18pm

Ah, there's no proof.....

Real men are tenors.

#66

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/13/04 at 10:44pm

Although I agree w KMF that the EW cover w the hairy tummy was hot, as of today I prefer George Stults - see my new post on that subject..

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#67

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/14/04 at 3:05am

I just saw him on The Daily Show. Once again, despite Jon Stewart's best efforts, Cruise managed to charm while saying absolutely nothing. Boo.

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