Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#0Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:14pmDiscuss...
#1re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:14pmNothing to discuss. Agreed. I can't stand when he gets excited and goes into his little-girl voice.
#2re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:15pmEver so true. His charm is lost on me.
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#3re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:15pmHe is a little too short for my tastes, but I can see why people would find him sexy. His body is incredible.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#4re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:16pm
I would pound him into the ground. I love him.
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Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:16pmAgreed. Although, I have to admit, I did want to marry Jerry Maguire. But that was just that whole 'You complete me' speach and Renee's wonderful reactions. Ugh. Love that scene.
#6re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:17pmMatt - you used to have good taste!!
#7re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:19pmoh, i get it. this is like bizarro land. everything is reverse, right?
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Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#8re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:20pmThat has to be the only explanation. Tom & Brad together in VAMPIRE is better than any porn I could ever own.
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#9re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:23pmSince I don't recall any scene in Interview With A Vampire that had Tom Cruise bending Brad Pitt over the dining table, I don't see how that can be true.
#10re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:24pmTom is teensy-weensy, like asian-woman size. Bleeeehhh
#11re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:25pmLOL...oh boy..this is gonna be fun! midtown, you crack me up! Not a big Tom fan either
#12re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:27pmI knew we were a love match, Bobby! Oops, wrong thread
#13re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:28pmTom Cruise RUINED that movie. That was a great movie, except he was so distractingly wrong.
#14re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:30pm
not a big tom fan either
how could you be? there's no big tom, just plain ol' scientology tom with the action grip and karate chop action. pyramid hat a la bowfinger sold separately.
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popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#15re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:31pmI would put something here about how Scientology has cured him of his homosexuality, just like it did for John Travolta, but I wouldn't want this message board to get sued.
#16re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:35pmIf we were saying such things, I would add Lisa Marie Presley to that list. yum.
#17re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:38pmOf course, this is in reaction to Regis saying Tom is not sexy and Kelly lashing out on him on this morning's show, I mean it's all over AOL right now, but I have to agree, aside from a few movie roles that made him attractive to me because of the character's personality like, Jerry Maguire, (and his nice tanned, toned body for Maguire didn't hurt) I don't find Tom, the man, attractive.
#18re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:43pm
SarahHIYE, you had me at hello.
As for Mr. Cruise, I used to like his movies. Jerry Maguire was great. The Last Samurai, not so much.
#19re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:45pmSorry, but I always thought he was hot.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#20re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:50pmI will always love Tom Cruise in Top Gun. You can't take that away from me.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#21re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:53pm
The way your smile just beams
The way you sing off-key...
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#22re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:09pm
The fact that Ben Stiller can do such a perfect impersonation of Tom Cruise is proof that he's not all that attractive.
Hell, I'd rather be Stiller, with his sense of humor and gorgeous wife, than Cruise, with his dull personality and inability to keep a marriage going.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#23re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:10pmHe was married for around 10 years. I wouldn't say he couldn't keep it going, and how do you know whose fault it was?
#24re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.
Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:21pmI have never been a big fan of his, BUT last week (or the week before) he was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly (I admit, I subscribe) and he was in mid-jump and his t-shirt exposed a hairy belly! That was nice and something I never recall from his films -- he must shave it (UGH)....
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