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#1

Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:14pm

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#2

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:14pm

Nothing to discuss. Agreed. I can't stand when he gets excited and goes into his little-girl voice.
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#4

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:15pm

He is a little too short for my tastes, but I can see why people would find him sexy. His body is incredible.
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#5

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:16pm

I would pound him into the ground. I love him.

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#6

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:16pm

Agreed. Although, I have to admit, I did want to marry Jerry Maguire. But that was just that whole 'You complete me' speach and Renee's wonderful reactions. Ugh. Love that scene.
#9

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:20pm

That has to be the only explanation. Tom & Brad together in VAMPIRE is better than any porn I could ever own.
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#10

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:23pm

Since I don't recall any scene in Interview With A Vampire that had Tom Cruise bending Brad Pitt over the dining table, I don't see how that can be true.
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#12

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:25pm

LOL...oh boy..this is gonna be fun! midtown, you crack me up! Not a big Tom fan either
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#14

re: Tom Cruise is NOT sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:28pm

Tom Cruise RUINED that movie. That was a great movie, except he was so distractingly wrong.
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#15

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:30pm

not a big tom fan either

how could you be? there's no big tom, just plain ol' scientology tom with the action grip and karate chop action. pyramid hat a la bowfinger sold separately.
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#16

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:31pm

I would put something here about how Scientology has cured him of his homosexuality, just like it did for John Travolta, but I wouldn't want this message board to get sued.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#17

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:35pm

If we were saying such things, I would add Lisa Marie Presley to that list. yum.
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#18

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 1:38pm

Of course, this is in reaction to Regis saying Tom is not sexy and Kelly lashing out on him on this morning's show, I mean it's all over AOL right now, but I have to agree, aside from a few movie roles that made him attractive to me because of the character's personality like, Jerry Maguire, (and his nice tanned, toned body for Maguire didn't hurt) I don't find Tom, the man, attractive.
#23

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:09pm

The fact that Ben Stiller can do such a perfect impersonation of Tom Cruise is proof that he's not all that attractive.

Hell, I'd rather be Stiller, with his sense of humor and gorgeous wife, than Cruise, with his dull personality and inability to keep a marriage going.
#25

re: tom cruise is not sexy and never has been.

Posted: 8/6/04 at 4:21pm

I have never been a big fan of his, BUT last week (or the week before) he was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly (I admit, I subscribe) and he was in mid-jump and his t-shirt exposed a hairy belly! That was nice and something I never recall from his films -- he must shave it (UGH)....
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