Trailer Trash Britney — Page 3

Well, her left knee has different coloring that goes up the thigh a bit - must have been the bandaging.

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Or perhaps from all of the other times shes had to get on bended knee.

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I used to not think that was an "Ewww" thought until the airbrushing was stripped away.

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Like the $50 truck stop hat, the excrement-distressed jeans, dingy wrinkly long-sleeve shirt, and the too-small short-sleeve short, the low-rise jean with flared legs (that only look good on girls size 2 or smaller and don't look good on any guy at all), the moccasin-boot thing is the latest fashion trend in which designers are laughing their asses off because they have succeeded yet again in proving that they can make anyone buy and wear the ugliest possible clothes by putting them on hot models in catalogues and marking up the prices in the trendy shops, while removing all the attrative options from the shelves.

Fashion is at its lowest point since the 70s. Mainly because they are trying to recreate the 70s and make them seem cool to all the kids who were lucky enough not to have lived through them. Just watch a late episode of The Brady Bunch or The Partridge Family and decide how "cool" that era really looked. Please let it end soon.

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Updated On: 7/9/04 at 12:43 PM

somewhere in america a trailer park is missing its hooker...

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I see she's taken off her Kabbalah bracelet.
Interesting.

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I know they have mirrors in Florida, but I'm never sure whether that truly counts as "The South".

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This just in from "the South". Yes, some of us have those new-fangled looking-glasses that we use when we pick our teeth and brush our 'har'.

Rednecks, Trailer Park Trash, and A**holes exist in all 50 of our states, not just those south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Even my brother thinks she looks nasty in these pictures.

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