Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
#1Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:18pm
Heh.
A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Bor?s in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Bor?s Tidning newspaper.
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor ?sa Askenb?ck told the newspaper.
"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."
The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Bor?s at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Bor?s.
The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Bor?s.
The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.
The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.
The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.
Surprise!
#2re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:24pmWas he HOT?
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#3re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:59pm
"Was he HOT?"
It doesn't sound like the police attempted to stop him masturbating while they interrogated him, so MAYBE!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:22pmOh fer cry aye.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#5re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:54pmAt least he was not talking on his cell as we all know that is dangerous unless it is hands free. This guy obviously did not have free hands.
#6re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:57pm
He should have had one of those pocket kitty things.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 6:37pmWhat if a deer had run out in front of him?
#8re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 6:40pmDepends. is the deer hot?
#9re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 6:49pmi love this, because it makes "flip his rig" sound dirty.
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TheatreDiva90016
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#10re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 8:45pmI was just thinking that "flips his rig" must be a euphemism for something!
AndAllThatJazz22
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#11re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 9:16pmDid it feel good?
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
#12re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 10:33pm
It doesn't sound like the police attempted to stop him masturbating while they interrogated him, so MAYBE!
Would you want to touch him while he was doing that?
#13re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/24/09 at 10:57pm
Maybe if he was hot.
i love this, because it makes "flip his rig" sound dirty.
I keep misreading the title a number of different ways, each funnier than the last, LOL.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#14re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 12:34am
Okay...
Stay with me on this one...
I keep reading "Flips His Wig" which reminded me of a song I used to listed to when I was a child, over and over, until I wore the record out.
Just for fun, I looked on Youtube for the song and I found it!
When you hear the song, you will understand why I'm gay.
It'll make you 'Flip your wig!'
The Bossa Nova Hand Dance
#15re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 1:29am
Pics or it didn't happen!
(... unless he's ugly.)
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My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#16re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 7:36am
Imagine if they were simultaneously trying to cuff him?
(As the priest says in Rudnick's JEFFREY, "Where are the pictures?!")
#17re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 8:56am
Ok, how can they charge him with sexual molestation?
#18re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 9:21amMaybe he was wanted in another case or something.
#19re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 10:12amGives a whole new meaning to "Dont shoot!"
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#20re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 10:16amAs with cell phones, he should have tried a handsfree device.
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#21re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 10:38am
Blue tooth could hurt. He would need Blue Toothless. 
#22re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 11:06amWhy do I think there's money to be made from such a gadget? ...
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#23re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 11:24am
Besty...we need to design it and then you can go on that show where people will give you money to produce them. Of course you'll have to demonstrate how it works. 
#24re: Trucker flips his rig masturbating while driving
Posted: 9/25/09 at 11:45amI'll do the infomercial.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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