Tuesday AFTERNOON chuckle
Tuesday AFTERNOON chuckle
#0Tuesday AFTERNOON chuckle
Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:07pm
>Mrs. Jones gets a call from the hospital. Her husband's been in a
terrible
>automobile accident.
>
>She rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER.
>
>They tell her Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor.
>
>He comes out into the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mrs. Jones.
>
>"Mrs. Jones?" the doctor asks. "Yes, doctor, what's happened? How is
my
>husband?"
>
>The doctor sits next to her and says, "Not good news, I'm afraid. Your
>husband's accident resulted in two fractures of his spine."
>
>"Oh my God!" says Mrs. Jones, "What is the prognosis?"
>
>"Well, Mrs. Jones, the good news is his vital signs are stable.
However,
>his spine is inoperable. He'll have no motor skills or capability.
This
>means you will have to feed him."
>
>Mrs. Jones begins to sob.
>
>"And you'll have to turn him in his bed every two hours to prevent
>pneumonia."
>
>Mrs. Jones then begins to wail and cry loudly.
>
>"Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper him as
>he'll have no control over his bladder and, of course, these diapers
must
>be changed at least five times a day."
>
>Mrs. Jones begins to shake as she cries, sobs, and wails.
>
>The doctor continues:
>
>"And you'll have to clean up his feces on a regular basis, as he'll
have no
>control over his sphincter muscle. His bowels will engorge whenever
and
>quite often, I'm afraid. Of course, you must clean him immediately to
avoid
>accumulation of the putrid effluent he'll be emitting regularly."
>
>Now Mrs. Jones is convulsing, sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to
>wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.
>
>Just then, Dr. Smith reaches out his hand, pats Mrs. Jones on the
shoulder,
>and says,
>
>"Hey, I'm just f*ckin' with you. He's dead."
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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#2re: Tuesday AFTERNOON chuckle
Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:12pmI'm kinda depressed here - so it made me laugh - which is exactly what I need right now!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#3re: Tuesday AFTERNOON chuckle
Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:18pmoh man, that was more than a chuckle, that was a full out laugh. thanks.
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#4re: Tuesday AFTERNOON chuckle
Posted: 3/1/05 at 2:31pmThat was great!! Thank you for that laugh!
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