Two Wishes

#1

Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:51am

Let's say you were granted two wishes.

One had to be an UNSELFISH wish that would benefit mankind.

One had to be a SELFISH wish that would benefit you.


My wishes:

UNSELFISH - The everyone looking for a job right now would fine one.


SELFISH - That I looked more like Tom Cruise and less like Rick Moranis.


What would you wish for?


By the way, you CAN'T wish for MORE wishes! :)

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#2

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:53am

This is a really interesting thread!!

UNSELFISH- that all fighting, no matter how big or small, would stop.

SELFISH- that I have tons of money to go see shows with!

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#3

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:53am

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#4

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:54am

UNSELFISH- John Kerry to win tomorrow.

SELFISH- for him to appoint me Head of the U.S Department of Musicals and Pornography

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#5

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 11:59am

UNSELFISH - a cure for all children's cancers and other terminal diseases.

SELFISH - $250 million, tax-free.

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#6

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 12:00pm

UNSELFISH: World peace.

SELFISH: That on command, I could make any person fall in love with me and remain that way until I say so.

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#7

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 12:42pm

... no one feels like playing?

C'mon, join the fun! :)

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#8

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 12:47pm

Unselfish - World Peace
Selfish - To have enough $$ to be able to affor to live in a 2 bedroom apartment on the Upper West Side (mid 70's would be nice with a view of the Park)

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#9

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 12:47pm

unselfish: that all children be raised in a loving, caring,
nuturing home.

selfish: many sleepless nights with the men of BWW.com

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#10

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 1:57pm

unselfish: world peace (without sounding like a beauty pageant contestant), but wouldn't it be nice to experience at least one day throughout the world where there is no violence.

selfish: that I somehow come up with the money to purchase a beautiful home (that I already have picked out).

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#11

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 2:28pm

Unselfish- Banish the Weisslers to a small island, say one of the Aleutians.

Selfish - That I find a cleaning person who won't get pregnant and go back to Brazil which has happened to four of mine.

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#12

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 2:42pm

I'd try a new agency, WOSQ.

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#13

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 4:25pm

UNSELFISH: I second M_E -- that everyone who's looking for a job finds one. The job market is so bad right now and it just sucks to be out of work (I know, I was out of work for a year)

SELFISH: Hmm... that the man of my dreams (yes he does exist, he's not just a figment of my imagination, and he's not denzel washington either lol) finally gets his sh!t together.

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#14

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 4:31pm

Unselfish: Access to healthcare for everyone regardless of income. Selfish: To get the surgery that I need to save my life. The surgeon has turned me down.

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#15

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 4:43pm

Unselfish: All discrimination, be it based on race, gender, sexuality, disability,etc., be eliminated forever

Selfish: Eliminate all my debt from undergrad and what I will get from grad school

#16

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 4:55pm

UNSELFISH-No more Bigotry
SELFISH-Me starring on Broadway

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#17

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 5:04pm

Unselfish: A world where everyone has shelter and food.
Selfish: Broadway superstardom. Muahahahaha!

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#18

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:37pm

Unselfish: That everyone is kind to one another and world peace.

Selfish: That I am 20 years old again and know what I know now!!!!!!!!

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#19

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:40pm

unselfish- that the clashes in the Middle East could be resolved without war.

selfish- that I could go to NYC.

#20

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:44pm

unselfish - bush losing teh election
selfish - bush losing the election

#21

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:44pm

UNSELFISH: That everyone in the world would love everyone no matter the differences.

SELFISH: That I could be toned and cute so I could have a leading man role on broadway one day.

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#22

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:48pm

Unselfish: That people would be more open minded (especially in Texas) about pretty much everything

Selfish: To be able to afford a decent appartment in NYC and have the voice/charisma to succeed on Broadway

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Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

#23

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/1/04 at 8:50pm

Unselfish- That there would be peace and love in the world, no more wars.
Selfish- To meet the man of my dreams, get married and have a baby and a cute terrier.

Updated On: 11/1/04 at 08:50 PM

#24

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:17am

Unselfish: That George Bush had to go fight right in the middle of Iraq.

Selfish: One Billion Dollars. Muwah hah hah hah

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#25

re: Two Wishes

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:31am

Unselfish: All illnesses (AIDS, cancer, etc.) would be forever eradicated.
Selfish: To meet Elijah Wood, fall madly in love with each other and live more or less happily ever after.

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