Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Really? Do you think we can talk your gynocologist to give ME a Pap smear test?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Um , well.......How should I explain this? You don't have the anatomy that would make conditions ideal for a pap smear. You would also look silly lying there in stirrups.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
But I'm an actor. I can make people BELIEVE!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
Whoa there Yenta- quite a picture was painted in my head for that one but, hey- a simple explanation at it's best!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
But what about when he does the brest exam and sees that hairy chest?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
With my acting skills I can make him believe ANYTHING. (He'll jus tthink I'm a matronly Italian woman who makes her own pasta!)
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Ty appearing in COME BLOW YOUR HORN
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
He will prescribe estrogen for you..............in very large doses.
Then Dollypop won't have to "act" like he has boobs anymore, he'll actually grow some.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Broadway Star Joined: 8/28/05
Dolly, I love you for starting such a wonderful thread.
Ty is so dang sexy. Let me tell you what, if I wasn't gay before...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
B2B, why don't you write to Ty and try to convert him to your cockeyed religious views? I mean everyone on the internet knows you're a lunatic, so why shouldn't Ty?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Find on of Ty naked and I will be happy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
The man.
The myth.
The toolbelt!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
A naked Ty?
Hmmm....let me continue my research.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Not bad.......but not enough for me. I want the Full Monty.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Okay, he's wearing clothes, but the body language is vivid.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Sorry DP.....I want to see everything. And if you don't find one, you can't go to my gynecologist for a Pap Smear!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Less clothes here. (Do you get the impression that Ty Pennington is very much like ConvinceMe2? They both seem to spend their entire lives in front of a flash camera.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Ok, the pic of him with less clothes on is better.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Be careful Yenta. He's a goy.
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