Honey, he isn't straight.. well, he migh tbe bi. I've seen him in Dallas at the Round Up and in fact, he's got some posters with his face on it in the bathroom.
Maybe he likes to have a good, all-around image. I don't know.
PS: The old bat needs to act his age, go shop somewhere besides A&F and lose the hair that's not quite a mustache but not quite a goatee.
Updated On: 9/25/05 at 05:32 AM