Understudy revenge

[Gothampc]

Understudy revenge#0

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:30pm

Understudy tries to put younger star out of show.
She ain't no Shirley MacLaine

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[M J R]

re: Understudy revenge#1

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:34pm

Wsit 'til she tries out for cheerleader!

"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears

[Princeton78]

re: Understudy revenge#2

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:44pm

Love it...made my day...

"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

[Calvin]

re: Understudy revenge#3

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:47pm

Brilliant. If you're going to try to poison someone, come up with the most pungent product possible.

[soapguy17]

re: Understudy revenge#4

Posted: 6/2/06 at 4:26pm

Wow! Smart. What happened to the old trick of just pushing them off the stage.

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

[Gothampc]

re: Understudy revenge#5

Posted: 6/2/06 at 4:31pm

"What happened to the old trick of just pushing them off the stage."

Or loosening the heel on their shoe.

Or sending a telegram that their grandma was on her deathbed.

Or just walking up to them and saying "If you show up to perform, you'll be pushing up daisies by morning."

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 6/2/06 at 04:31 PM

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

re: Understudy revenge#6

Posted: 6/2/06 at 4:31pm

I think she's seen Camp one too many times

that's hilarious

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[broadway_baby4]

re: Understudy revenge#7

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:02pm

That's not only funny, but it's pathetic on the understudy's part.

[GClef2]

re: Understudy revenge#8

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:02pm

it is definetly pathetic. I laughed really hard.

"The only way we live beyond our lives is to connect and carve ourselves into the souls of those we love." -Little Fish

[broadway_baby4]

re: Understudy revenge#9

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:04pm

I just had a good laugh too.

[Fiction Writer]

re: Understudy revenge#10

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:22pm

I think we're all forgetting that the plot was "thwarted" and the main lead didn't get hurt.

Has anyone ever actually been to Hurst? It's kinda scary.

(ADDED: What an ugly woman!)

TSG Updated On: 6/2/06 at 05:22 PM

[Unknown User]

re: Understudy revenge#11

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:23pm

Hystercial. Reminds me of CAMP, when Fritzi poisons Jill. Hysterical.

[Unknown User]

re: Understudy revenge#12

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:24pm

Hystercial. Reminds me of CAMP, when Fritzi poisons Jill. Hysterical.

[Gothampc]

re: Understudy revenge#13

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:26pm

Now she'll be starring in prison dramas.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[justagirl2]

re: Understudy revenge#14

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:31pm

Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. I love her picture!

[SweetQintheLights]

re: Understudy revenge#15

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:31pm

It's much different but it sorta reminds me of the Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya Harding story a while ago.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

[Gothampc]

re: Understudy revenge#16

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:35pm

At this very moment, Dakota Fanning is trying to secure the Made for TV movie rights. DF will be playing the young starlet that is poisoned.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Dollypop]

re: Understudy revenge#17

Posted: 6/2/06 at 7:06pm

Has anyone ever heard of the play called HA ? It sounds like something I'd travel hundreds of miles to see!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

[hannahshule]

re: Understudy revenge#19

Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:18pm

Cool, our school just did RUTHLESS! which is basically like this, except that the the plan works when Louise actually dies.

~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~