Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Driving
Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Driving
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#1Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 1:42pm
1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.
My particular favorite is #5. Don't use the car for an occasion of sin. So, I guess that means no more fun in the backseat at the drive in.
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#2re: Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 1:46pm
#6 has too many "nots" in one sentence.
And does #2 mean I get to drink wine while driving?
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#2re: Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 1:47pm
"And does #2 mean I get to drink wine while driving?"
Yes, but only AFTER you've finished saying the Rosary.
#3re: Vatican Issues 10 Commandments for Driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 2:00pm
It reads better in the original Latin.
Pope Adolf is too funny.
#4vatican issues 10 commandments for driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 2:19pm
make sure to tell yourself that this is cool
and make sure to tell yourself that you have no choice
and make sure to tell your friends that they drive you to it
and that you can quit anytime
that you want
you can quit
anytime
that you want
you can quit
anytime
that you want
you can quit
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#5vatican issues 10 commandments for driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 3:10pm
#11
keep both hands on the wheel, when operating a vehicle with an altar boy in it.
#6vatican issues 10 commandments for driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 6:13pmWhat happens if you combine some from the original list? Do you get punished twice for, say, committing adultery while driving?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7vatican issues 10 commandments for driving
Posted: 6/19/07 at 6:23pm#12: Stay of the Fu*cking phone!!!
#8vatican issues 10 commandments for driving
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:21am#13: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Hummer. Know in thy heart that 7 MPGs is not worth thy paycheck, and that thy neighbor is compensating for something.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#9vatican issues 10 commandments for driving
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:53am
Elph - BIG gold star!
I'm sorry, but the posturing of concern over this issue while continuing to represent the careless disregard for reality that they do is insulting.
Well, it should be to those to still pay attention, anyway.
All due respect and apologies, papa.
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