Very Little Me

[FindingNamo]

Very Little Me#1

Posted: 8/14/13 at 10:56pm

When we got together
She was a slender human being
She was kind and she was sweet
And I smelled like moldy beans

She started to change
When the baby came
Which shocked the hell out of us
Because I have such a tiny penis

Knocked Up
How could it even happen?
Knocked Up
Did I even get inside?
Knocked Up
She asked me "Is it in yet?"
"Well, I guess so," I replied
(Then I shrugged and then I cried)

Rap:
The King
Called his wiener "Little Elvis"
Mine
I call "Very Little Me"
You see
It's what you'd call an "innie"
I soak inside my gut rolls
When I try to stand and pee

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[PalJoey]

Very Little Me#2

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:07pm

That's a little-bit brilliant.

[Marianne2]

Very Little Me#2

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:09pm

Haha! I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything while reading this. Great job as always. :)

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[Wynbish]

Very Little Me#3

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:14pm

The best was the "innie"

[SNAFU]

Very Little Me#4

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:22pm

Oh dear lord! That has me in tears! Throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Very Little Me#5

Posted: 8/14/13 at 11:44pm

Now, see, I can actually hear the music that would be set to!

Brillz

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[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Very Little Me#6

Posted: 8/15/13 at 12:04am

Gold. Pure gold.

[tazber]

Very Little Me#7

Posted: 8/15/13 at 4:46am

I'm thinking Grammy.

....but the world goes 'round

[WhizzerMarvin]

Very Little Me#8

Posted: 8/15/13 at 8:12am

That was genuinely hilarious. Got my day off on the right foot!

Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

[Jane2]

Very Little Me#9

Posted: 8/15/13 at 8:12am

Perfect!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES