When we got together
She was a slender human being
She was kind and she was sweet
And I smelled like moldy beans
She started to change
When the baby came
Which shocked the hell out of us
Because I have such a tiny penis
Knocked Up
How could it even happen?
Knocked Up
Did I even get inside?
Knocked Up
She asked me "Is it in yet?"
"Well, I guess so," I replied
(Then I shrugged and then I cried)
Rap:
The King
Called his wiener "Little Elvis"
Mine
I call "Very Little Me"
You see
It's what you'd call an "innie"
I soak inside my gut rolls
When I try to stand and pee
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