It should have been Arthur Laurents for letting Patti LuPone do Gypsy in New York. See, Goth? When you say things like that, it makes me wish--ONLY FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND--that you were gay and my cute, clever boyfriend...and then I remember that for the other 23 hours 59 minutes and 59.99999 seconds of every day, you're a creepy right-wing blowhard fundamentalist bigot.
But...sigh...your OUR creepy right-wing blowhard fundamentalist bigot and we love you.