WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 8:18am

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 11:00am

Boobs, you have the best chuckles.

[D2]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 11:06am

Boobs, I'm so glad you've started these again!

[Calvin]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 11:07am

:)

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 11:12am

Yay!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 11:13am

Boobs love!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 1/19/11 at 11:15am

Always!