WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/16/05 at 4:59am
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town, when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I get home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed on of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."
"Again, I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both, when I get home."
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on immediately.
"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/16/05 at 5:16am
I thank thee for the belly laugh, BB.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/16/05 at 5:37amWe should do that with all men.
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#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/16/05 at 5:50amBB, whet ever shall I do with thoust?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/16/05 at 8:10am
Okay...that was completely unexpected and left me chortling. My tummy hurts...
Thankyou Boobs!
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/16/05 at 8:18amI grew up in Pennsylvania. She's not kidding. :)
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