WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 5:16am

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much -- but the reception was excellent.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?!"
The first replies, "I'm positive."

A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two cows standing next to each other in a field,
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day,
but I couldn't find any.

Two termites walk into a bar.
One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 7:44am

Yay! these are my kind of jokes!

[mominator]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 7:50am

Love the morning giggles. These were great!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:09am

I heard Henny Youngman's voice as I read those...

LOL

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:30am

What, no pie in the face? :P

[wildcat]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 9:41am

Boobs, it's your delivery that makes those gags work...

[lesserworm]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 10:41am

I know these jokes are dumb, but I love them. I think it's my dad's fault. I was raised with humor like this.

[ElTico68]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 11:55am

he he he

Cookie should like the clown joke...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:05pm

Wildy..Boobs NEVER gags.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:08pm

Two termites walk into a bar.
One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


I don't get that one. But I laughed, thanks Boobs. As always you put a smile on my face.



Updated On: 3/23/05 at 12:08 PM