WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/30/05 at 5:11am
A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.
Doctor: "It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering."
"Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?"
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem. The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be worth it. The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up.
Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem, my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches.
The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says: "I dddoonnnbt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble!"
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#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:06amboobs you're buying me a new computer when i ruin it by spitting my drinks all over it!
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/30/05 at 9:05am
Haven't you learnt? Don't drink anything while you are reading Boobsies chuckles!
Loved it Boobs!
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/30/05 at 9:10amT-t-t-hat w-w-as f-f-freakin hys-hys-HYSTERICAL.
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Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/30/05 at 9:14am
thats one greedy mofo doctor.....and mad ill attaching someone elses leftover 6 inches.........
hahahahahahahahahahahahaROTFLMFPRAOhahahahahahahahahahaha
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/30/05 at 10:51amboobs, you rock my socks!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
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