WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 5:05am

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt; God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I! agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here is another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,and hands it back to the man. The man asks, aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police"

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them!

[zoran912]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 5:28am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The return of Chuckles makes me very happy! This is a good one.

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:12am

So?...

What's yer point????

[ashley0139]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:56am

HA! That was amazing!

[broadwayalto01]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:42am

HA! Morning Boobs !

[mominator]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:44am

BB where did you find OUR handbook???

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:59am

Boobs you already knew that, though.

[Aigoo]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:04am

Aha..very nice.

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 12:47pm

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA THAT IS AMAZING!! Thanks for that! you drink the wine..I'll wait for the police...

[Michelleruth2]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 4:04pm

I LOVE this one!!!

[shira467]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 4:05pm

Works every time...