WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 5:05am
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt; God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I! agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here is another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,and hands it back to the man. The man asks, aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 5:28am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The return of Chuckles makes me very happy! This is a good one.
beacon1
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:12am
So?...
What's yer point????
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:56amHA! That was amazing!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:42amHA! Morning Boobs !
Life is like a patio door, you never know which side is open... and then you run into the glass.... ~Connie and Carla
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:44amBB where did you find OUR handbook???
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:59amBoobs you already knew that, though.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#8re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 12:47pm
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA THAT IS AMAZING!! Thanks for that! you drink the wine..I'll wait for the police...
#10re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/13/05 at 4:05pmWorks every time...
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