WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 5:08am
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 5:09amewwwwwwwwwwwwww. that's all i gotta say. bad thought right before bed. and not a good bad thought either. :-P
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 5:38amok, i definately just threw up a little.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:48am
Yep. I agree. Ick.
But good one of course, Boobsy.
Good morning everyone!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 7:36amFunny!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 8:59amA friend of mine likes to say, "Well her t!ts may be bigger than mine, but mine are longer"
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/30/05 at 2:08pmOh dear, oh dear, oh dear! What a fine how do you do this fine, dreary and damp afternoon!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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