WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 5:07am

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director would be my guess."

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 5:32am

Great one, and somewhat true, knowing the women in my life as I do...

[Glebb]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 7:19am

hahahahahahahaha!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:00am

Great! I really needed this laugh today!!!

[mominator]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:08am

OH dear.....

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:11am

very nice.

[beacon1]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:51pm

I totally adore the wife!

That would so be my take on that kind of exposition.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 12:56pm

Haha.

[Britt0913]

Posted: 12/28/05 at 3:11pm

That would be my reaction as well, Bboobs!

Thanks for the chuckle!