WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 8:27am

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 8:31am

My co-worker is wondering why I'm giggling so loudly.

Good one, Bboobs!

Some of these might be good at the Stage Door...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

[KelRel]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 8:43am

After the meeting with Mr. Wilson Beacon will need #3 "Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" ".

[BwayLeadman]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:02am

#8 & #20 LOL

[mominator]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:02am

Thanks for te pick me up boobsie, muchly needed today. HUGS

[staticradar]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 9:46am

those are great *giggles*

oh the interesting things that happen on the elevators here at work...

funny thing happened when one girl was staring at me the entire way up (i'm on the 11th floor and finally it was just me and her and she points to my bag which has buttons and stuff on it and points to my 2 slut buttons i have on there that I got when I saw Slut this October, and was asking me why I had Slut on my bag...I had to explain that it's a musical...those pins get a lot of looks and comments lol...

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/4/06 at 11:56am

I've always loved this one!

Thanks, Boobsy!