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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 5:07am

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. He could not get one, so the immigrated to Canada.

He got his first job interview one week after his arrival in Toronto.


The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."


The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."


Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and
say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"


Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Pinguin
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 5:37am

HA, oh my.


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ashley0139
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 6:33am

Haha! Funny.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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Broadway_Baby
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 7:15am

Very cute, Boobsy.


Good Morning Everyone!


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mominator
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 7:16am

I believe that I was speaking to Mr. Mujibar last night.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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KelRel
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 7:47am

Very cute and very true. Good morning everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day.


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

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ALittleNorthofKansas
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/11/06 at 8:27am

Good morning Boobs. Good morning everyone. Gee a little Canadian content to start the day.


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