WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 5:05am

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"

[ashley0139]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 7:17am

Haha! So funny.

[mominator]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 7:39am

LOL, love it Boobsie!! I raise my coffee mug to you!

[KelRel]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 8:22am

Wonderful start to the morning! I hope every has a great day.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 8:26am

I can't believe you're getting up to post your chuckle that early while you're on vacation. You must really be afraid of Miss Beacon.

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 9:40am

He's a smart man, Bdwaygirl. He knows not to risk the Wrath of Beacon *insert scary organ music*

Good chuckle, Bboobs...we'll let you have another vacation day.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 12:29pm

Bwahaha!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 2/8/06 at 12:32pm

How funny. Thanks.