WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 5:05am
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
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#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 7:17amHaha! So funny.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 7:39amLOL, love it Boobsie!! I raise my coffee mug to you!
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#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 8:22amWonderful start to the morning! I hope every has a great day.
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#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 8:26am
I can't believe you're getting up to post your chuckle that early while you're on vacation. You must really be afraid of Miss Beacon. 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 9:40am
He's a smart man, Bdwaygirl. He knows not to risk the Wrath of Beacon *insert scary organ music*
Good chuckle, Bboobs...we'll let you have another vacation day.
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#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/8/06 at 12:29pmBwahaha!
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