WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/22/06 at 5:04am

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a
nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came
running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand
your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me
rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to
Iraq either."

[FidoRock]

Posted: 3/22/06 at 5:10am

that was very funny, boobsie!

how's this:
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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious art critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."



After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.



"In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 3/22/06 at 6:10am

Two Morning Chuckles!
Good morning all.

[Becky2]

Posted: 3/22/06 at 9:49am

Oh my!

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 3/22/06 at 9:59am

Thank you Boobsy and Fido!

Good Morning Everyone!

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/22/06 at 10:05am

You're up late this morning, baby love. Someone must be on Spring Break.