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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/17/07 at 5:07am

A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blond assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."

"But, I always buy it here," says the blond.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blond, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blond snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container . . .

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Magdalene
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/17/07 at 10:56am

g-r-o-a-n!!!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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Calvin
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/17/07 at 10:58am

For her science fair project, my niece recently proved that blondes are smarter than brunettes. And she won!


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