WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 9:41am

Let's all welcome the "new" poster on the board, Mr. Eddie Varley. He may seem familiar to some, but rest assured it is not, repeat NOT HORSEY!!!

In a related story, we should pause for a moment to remember the great Sheekala, who for reasons unknown to us, has decided to retire to Vero Beach, Florida to open a yarn store. Happy knitting, Sheek, we will miss you, but this Eddie guy seems pretty hot!

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 9:54am

Suleen, I don't buy 'Yarn Store' story one bit. Sounds like a cover-up from sheek's publicist.

I have it on VERY good authority that sheek has been, ahem, 'hospitalized for exaustion' (with a IV drip labelled 'Smirnoff').

Oh yes...Welcome, Eddie darling!

Updated On: 2/4/04 at 09:54 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 10:02am

He may be Eddie Varley, but he'll always be Eddie Varley Jean to me.

This is all reminding me of when Spike left the other board to go entertain the troops. And his brother joined as sort of an understudy. People coming and going, it's all part of the herky-jerky circle of life.

Updated On: 2/4/04 at 10:02 AM

[RobbO]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 10:05am

forgive my ignorance (and sheekala you know i love you like the brother i never wanted) but is eddie varley "somebody" ??

[RobbO]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 10:10am

this eddie varley?!? (see song #4)

Song Listing For

Andrea McArdle's Family Christmas



1. We Need A Little Christmas --Andrea McArdle

2. It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year --Andrea McArdle

3. Here Comes Santa Claus Interlude

4. It's Not Easy Being Santa --Eddie Varley

5. Let Me Be Annie For Christmas --Children's Chorus

6. Children's Christmas Medley

7. The Christmas Song --Andrea McArdle

8. Just A Little Snow --Andrea McArdle

9. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town --Michael McArdle

10. I Wanna Be A Rockette --Alexis Kalehoff

11. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas --Andrea McArdle

12. Step Into Christmas --Michael McArdle

13. Silent Night --Michael McArdle

14. Christmas Medley

15. I Believe In Christmas --Andrea McArdle

16. Tomorrow --Andrea McArdle

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 10:25am

No, THIS Eddie Varley. What an army!

"if there was one army at the tournament I was really not expecting to face, then Eddie Varley's "Ridge Bakk Smoky Bakon Burna Boyz" was most definately it!"


http://www.dropship.org.uk/projects/40k016.asp

Updated On: 2/4/04 at 10:25 AM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 10:34am

(Oh, and Master, just between us "Yarn Store" is a polite way of saying Padded Cell.)

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 11:45am

And Eddie is officially in the Who's Who. https://www.broadwayworld.com/bios/viewstar.cfm?starid=316

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 11:53am

Well, now I can say what I really think:

Sheekala was always such a lush and a drama queen. She beat her children and had lesbian love affairs. Marky Mark, et. al. were just cover ups for her wild ways!

Welcome, Eddie!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 12:32pm

Weep! Moan! Gasp! I am in mourning! My fan club is now officially defunct if Sheekala is gone. Whatever will I do?
Knit one, pearl two, perhaps? Updated On: 2/4/04 at 12:32 PM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 12:35pm

Oh you dear,dear darlings, I just,um, I'm sorry..I can't go on, I LOVE YOU ALL! And Sheekala, well Sheekala has joined the road company of "Getting Gracie Graduated", I know he'll miss you all. He spoke fondly of everyone as I helped him out of his iron lung and onto his slab for the plane ride. Eddie Varley on the other hand, a gifted nobody is more than ready to take his place alongside you wonderful people, even you Horsey!/Horsey2/Son Of Horsey wherever youse are!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 1:15pm

Welcome Eddie! I hope you enjoy yourself on or off the board. I hope others enjoy you too. I hope we all enjoy each other.

Someone told me you said you didn't like your teddy?

I knew you were a no-good kid!

(raises glass)

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/4/04 at 1:19pm

clink clink to you too MM, always enjoy your posts.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 11:03am

Did you check out the picture in Eddie's "Who's Who"? He's one sexy looking fella!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 11:28am

Dollypop, hold me, touch me! And you my friend are a handsome devil, and a great hugger too! Me, I'm just a cartoonish lad.

[orion59]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 12:02pm

Who the hell is Eddie Varley and why is everyone making such a fuss over him?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 12:03pm

That's what I keep asking!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 1:45pm

Anyone who puts "Host of the Miss Junior America Show" in their bio is worth talking about. Love ya Eddie! Mean it!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 2:07pm

I'm as proud as a complete unknown host of a C List beauty pageant can be, you've never lived until you have heard a 16 year old from Iowa sing "Feelings". WELCOME ME!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 2:32pm

Oh, but I have! But, that's a whole different message board.
BTW, at least two (confirmed) of the top 32 on American Idol, have been down a runway and worn a winners tiara.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 2:36pm

Hey, I can go one further. I hosted the American JuniorMINT Beauty Pageant. Do you know what it's like to smell all that chocolate-mint flavoring? I now want to slam any Girl Scout who comes to my door trying to sell those cookies!

Updated On: 2/5/04 at 02:36 PM

[Craig]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 2:52pm

Dolly

I sincerely hope you work out your confection issues

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 2:55pm

Eddie, you and I must get together some time so we can practice our "huggy wuggies". I promise I won't disappoint!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 2:57pm

Huggy Wuggy 101, I'm there!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/5/04 at 9:38pm

Huggy Wuggy101 is usually followed by Licky Wicky201, but I won't go there....or maybe I will!