WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 4

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/10/04 at 4:38pm

Does ?Eddie Varley own a Harley?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/10/04 at 10:07pm

NO! I can't even drive a car, I have a Big Wheel.

[CaTheatreGirl]

Posted: 2/11/04 at 2:14am

To know Eddie is to love him. Hey, he's a great performer, too, and he certainly can sing!! I had the priviledge of traveling to Atlantic City to see Little Shop of Horrors and he added a few Leo (The Producers) nuances just for me!! One day he has to have HIS chance to play Leo. It's great fun to have similar tastes in theater and Broadway performers in which we share hours of talk over cheeseburgers and a few beers. What a sweet guy! Be nice to my friend!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/11/04 at 8:40am

WOW! Thanks CaTG, you know this woman is an inspiration to me, her love and passion for the theater is a joy to behold. I feel lucky that thru the magic of the internet that we've gotten to know each other. And is she a dedicated fan of The Producers! I had the pleasure of seeing it with her once too-in the first row! She made the trip to see me this past summer down in AC in LSOH and I made sure to throw in a few suprises just for her! And let me tell you, she gets the BEST tables at Angus McIndoe!

[CaTheatreGirl]

Posted: 2/11/04 at 9:41am

Don't we have fun when I'm in town?! It's something I especially look forward to and consider a high point of my visit!! We both are fellow Producers fans and, yeah, we love to compare notes about that show and others!! Folks, I'll be ready to travel to see Eddie in his next theatrical endeavor. My bags will be packed in a flash! Eddie's the best!! Updated On: 2/11/04 at 09:41 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/11/04 at 11:05am

You will always have a house seat in my theater!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 2/11/04 at 3:37pm

Howdy. This new diet is killing me. All the iguana that you can eat. I feel bad for my toilet seat. Pewwwww. Stinky! Updated On: 2/11/04 at 03:37 PM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 8:52am

Please don't let RSR be the last post ever..welcome me, attack me, just anything other than Right Said Rick me!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 9:14am

How can anyone deny such a request? Like Peter Pan, Eddie is"the sun, the moon and the stars"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 9:15am

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 10:42am

It's ok Eddie. RSR is gone for now. I know how you feel. It's enough to give you nightmares.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/13/04 at 12:49pm

No More Hurt RSRick, please, hey has anyone used a Swifer Wet Jet? My OCD begs the question, I've got to keep a clean house.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/15/04 at 7:51pm

Does Eddie Varley cook with barley?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/15/04 at 10:17pm

Another question for Eddie Varley:

Can you pinpoint the exact moment when you became a homosexual?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 3:27am

Jeez Dollypop how personal, this isn't something I should answer here...oh ok I will, um I guess it was 1977 when the muscle bound new kid in the neighborhood, Carmen Defranseco tackled me during a playful came of football, as he held me down he whispered in my ear, "you like that huh?", I figured he was right, boy was that a FUN summer!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 8:31am

Is this the same Carmine who went on to open a few restaurants in New York--where the waiting list for reservations can be as long as three weeks?

Hmmm....why don't wwe try to "wrestle" a reservation at Carmine's, Eddie? Then you and I can...you know...become acquainted with each other.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 11:17am

Great pick-up line Dollypop!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 11:50am

In case you have forgotten, the thread subject is WELCOME Eddie, not CRUISE Eddie. So, Eddie, welcome and beware the perv on this board. He preys on new members, is obsessed with lizards and has always been a woman who "arranges things."

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 1:53pm

But Dollypop said everything would be fine as long as I don't tell my Mother....I'm scared.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 2:14pm

I'm not going to say a word.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 2:24pm

Zip it..Zip it real good, Phantom2, Welcome me right now!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 4:09pm

Well, I'm dashed!

Here I am trying to welcome poor little Eddie Varley--the very Eddie Varley who was rescued from "the home" several years ago. And I needn't remind you how horrible things are in "the home".

I merely wanted to open my arms to Little Eddie; embrace him and reassure him that life is good and that he will, indeed, be an overnight success--even if that takes 12 years. He's such an adorable and charming lad. All I want is what's best for him!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 4:15pm

Just keep your hands of his "bathing suit parts."

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 4:18pm

Bathing suit parts? You mean his water wings?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/16/04 at 9:08pm

Nobody can touch my water wings, I might drown, and drownin' aint good! WELCOME ME!