Nina you are hired, let's get this up and running before summer ends, the tourists are our bread and butter!
Nina Darling...you will be the first to ride BWBoobs when the park opens. I promise. I must hold your hand though because it could be a scarry ride...lots of bumps and turns. It will be so exhilarating that we will be wet with perspiration and will have to smoke after we get off.
"lots of bumps and turns. It will be so exhilarating that we will be wet with perspiration and will have to smoke after we get off"
You're making Nina tingle.
Well, our people have always been known for our riding prowness.
Well, let me saddle up and get ready for the ride of my life....or, at least the ride of my week.
Exactly when will Varley have his big opening?
Soon Nina! The landscaping installation in Sheekalaland has been delayed due to a shortage of parsley. A shipment is slowly making it's way by boat from Italy. The whole situation has the designers pesto'd.
I am up to my ears making the costumes, you have no idea how tough it is recreate Seany's abs in felt!
Yo Eddie, have I welcomed you lately? WELCOME!
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*Dusts the thread off because it was sitting on the floor of page 2*
Eddie! Someone dropped you.
*sets thread up higher on the list*
There! That looks better!
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If you guys are being sarcastic...that's kind of mean.
GOOD MORNING Mr. Varley...how are you????
I feel like I'm back in my Catholic grammar school when I say that....all of us with our little whiney voices...GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNING Sister Concetta, How arrrrrre you? Why is it they never answered? All they would say is.."okay class sit down !!!". Who really cared how they were, those damn miserable penguins.
Anywhos...hope you have a most glorious day Eddie.
Mother Mary Austin and her yardstick, Sister Corpus Christie and her brass knuckles and Sister Perpetual Beatings still give me nightmares.
Thanks BOOBS, yes, I am planning on buying something special today, like a new computer or something, it's time to have a big ticket purchase day!
Plus my new DSL connection at home is taxing my third generation i-Mac...por lil' blueberry baby!
You have an AMAZING day too Bo, all of you, have a WELCOME kinda day!
Hey SOMM do you think Eddie will give us some parsley for the Boobs ride??? You know where the track splits...I'd like a triangle of parsley right in between the tracks there. Thanks in advance.
Oh Boobs, I told you that I love your parsley just the way it is! Even when it gets stuck between my teeth, it's divine.
Oh SOMMS you always know the right words to say...I send you kisses XXXXXXXXXXXx
What did I miss?
I don't need a crowded ballroom, everything I want is here
And face to face, I will embrace, My Phanty 2!
He's Baaaaaack!
Phanty..Eddie is building an amusement park !!!! I think there's even gonna be Phanty2:The Ride.
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