WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 140

#3476

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:38am

I have a sure fire cure for when your stomach hurts! It's always good to lay face down on your stomach. Followed by slipping a pillow under your pelvic region. I've helped many men find stomach-ache relief by laying on top and applying pressure. A gentle probing motion has proven successful followed by a rapid thrusting action. Let me know if you want to try my method.

#3477

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:41am

SOMMS - when you think about it, I do believe your method could cure all sorts of problems. Let me know if you need some live research subjects. I'm happy to join a clinical study. For the sake of science, of course.

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I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

#3478

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:43am

I find that can be the cause of an ache, though. Just not in the stomach.

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Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#3479

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:44am

No pain, no gain.

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I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?

#3480

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:03pm

Hey Eddie, how's your tummy? Too many of Boobs creme-filled donuts?

#3481

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:04pm

Oh no... not another Rod Stewart episode???

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3482

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:04pm

"Boobs Cream Filled Donuts" sounds like a fantastic new late night donut/strip joint.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#3483

OUCH!

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:11pm

Hey Matt_G, we need to get working on that idea. You may just have found your new calling...

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3484

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:11pm

Bad sinus, I feel kinda craptacula... I think it's early exit fo'shurr..please keep the magic alive in my absent state..

#3485

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:13pm

I feel like crapola, too, Eddie. Allergies and too much whiskey again!! That damn Kim Cea got me trashed last night!

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#3486

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:14pm

Yo Eddie, I told you not to go sticking your nose in there. See what happens!

#3487

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:16pm

Oh Kim is dangerous!

#3488

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:17pm

Don't nobody be picking on my Kim Cea !!!! You'll have to answer to me !!!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3489

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:18pm

Kim and I got nasty last night. And, yes, hot pockets were involved!

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#3490

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:22pm

JRB...are you ready to pay the price for talking about that sweet little Kim Cea???

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3491

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:26pm

Honey, I paid for it last night! (and this morning!)

I loves me some Kim Cea and some hot pockets.

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#3492

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:29pm

I think I'd better check your temperature. Bend over!

#3493

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:32pm

Yes, SIR!

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#3494

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:40pm

How much did you pay, JRB? I got the group rate about a year ago, but I hear that it's gone up since that time.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#3495

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:43pm

JRB and Matt_G...I think mny spanking session is starting early this weekend...I just can't wait until Friday to spank the 2 of you. Who's first???

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3496

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:55pm

I will gladly take my punishment first--and last!

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#3497

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 2:58pm

That sounds good to me JRB...not lay across my lap like a good little boy.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3498

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 3:42pm

JRB- Have you been drinking during the day again?

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#3499

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 3:43pm

I never drink during the day--unless I'm at a BBQ or something.

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#3500

Me no feel goody

Posted: 9/14/04 at 3:56pm

You mean while you're roastin' weenies?

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher