WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 168

#4176

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:18pm

That's it, 50,000 views. You exhibitionist!

Now, bend over and take it like the daddy we know you to be.

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Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#4177

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:21pm

Forget the kitchen... the woodshed is where the action's at...

#4178

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:23pm

For fifty thousand, you get that wide fraternity paddle.

"Thank you sir. May I have another?"

Wrist restraints, shackles and gag optional.

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Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#4179

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:25pm

I bruise easily!

Thanks Capn' Zola and troops! Ten HUT!

#4180

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:26pm

Mr. Varley, Sir! Matt_G reporting for duty!

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#4181

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:28pm

I'm stuck in the damn kitchen making him a salad...HUH !!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4182

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:29pm

All the enlistees are at attention, I see....

#4183

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:29pm

just keep tossing that salad, Boobs...

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4184

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:34pm

I'm quite perturbed that my brilliant Popeye/La Cage post was completely ignored. Hurumph!

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#4185

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:40pm

Don't feel mad JRB...I say one thing about creme and I'm hauled off to the kitchen to make your highness' salad. Zola on the other hand steps in with paddling in the woodshed and that's perfectly fine. What's up with that???

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4186

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:45pm

Because this pack of wolves prefers bawdy sex over fine dining and witty conversation! Why can't we have both I say!!?

Dinner/conversation and then bawdy dessert!

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#4187

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:46pm

I'll dine on you anyday, my sweet little Jerby.

#4188

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:47pm

I agree JRB...maybe we'll just have it on our own...he's the one missing out.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4189

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 12:52pm

Grab a spoon and a biscuit, SOMMS!

I say we educate these horny raskals (sic) on such matters.

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#4190

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:07pm

can you educate us in the mess hall, after disciplinary actions have been taken?

#4191

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:34pm

there is no mess with the paddle
there is WAAAAYYYY too much mess with the morning danish
now, git crackin'

#4192

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:42pm

*peeks inside woodshed while eating cream puff*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4193

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:44pm

Mt St Helens is erupting again -- first time since 1980.

When was your last eruption? How long have you gone between eruptions?

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Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#4194

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:46pm

My last eruption was this morning at 430 am. The eruption was showered away at 7. Also; I have been know to go for a day without a eruption. But thats normally a recovery day.

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#4195

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:48pm

I think my next eruption will happen outside the woodshed...I just feel it.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4196

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:50pm

I will keep my fingers crossed for you boobs.

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#4197

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:50pm

I erupt everytime I think of my sweet little Jerby.

#4198

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:52pm

I often have 4 a day. the other day--I had 8 in 24 hours!

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#4199

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:53pm

It is good to have a hungry husband or boyfriend around for the eruptions. They like having a meal and then the clean up is minimum.

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#4200

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Posted: 10/4/04 at 1:55pm

I love my Dame...always watching out for Boobs.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson