WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 184

#4576

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 7:48am

Oh Eddie my buns are hot, but they aren't cross at you. Even if you won't tell me pageant stories, I'll always adore you. At least boobs crowned me the gay divorcee. (outstetches hands towards judges and mouths thank you, thank you).

#4577

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 7:52am

Phanty has nice fluffy buns that are in need of a good buttering before being consumed.

#4578

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 7:57am

Phanty is nothing but a delusional lunch packer.

#4579

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 7:58am

I'll help him pack his lunch.. and eat it later!

#4580

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:01am

You'll be hungry again in thirty minutes.

#4581

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:02am

I guess I'll eat again then!

#4582

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:28am

Looks like you'll be eating crow! That Phantzypants slut is history.

#4583

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:37am

Ok SOMMS, here are a few quotes from Miss Junior TEXAS 2004..

"I am proud to be an America because America is America, and..um, we don't let the bad people get us down because we are in America..thank you."

Judge asking contestant a Top 15 question ,"If your house was on fire and you could only take two items with you what would they be?" Answer was,"Uh,...my pink bear pillow and my Usher CD".


"I love dancin' and cow showin'"


"If we could all work harder to be nicer then the whole world will open up and say that's happy stuff, and then there would be no more war."

"M name is, um, uh....ehhh, um....(starts to weep)."

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 08:37 AM

#4584

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:39am

Oh Eddie, I LOVE YOU! I've met that last contestant.

#4585

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:42am

I love dancin' and cow showin' too.

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#4586

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:46am

I've seen you make those udders tap dance!

#4587

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 8:50am

more proof of why I hate Texas. lol.

#4588

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 9:35am

You mean aside from boborunstheshow?

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#4589

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 9:36am

this is true flowery.

#4590

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 11:01am

how frightening those answers to the pageant questions are....

#4591

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:24pm

OMG, u r SO right! It like kind of makes me scared for the, um, you know, future of like our really awesome country.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4592

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:26pm

well, they all pray for world peace.. or, for them, is it piece??... so maybe if they led the way.....

#4593

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:28pm

Are you sure they're not preying for world piece?

#4594

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:31pm

LOL!

#4595

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:32pm

Here's another winner..

"If I could be one person in the whole wide world? Hmmmm, um, I would be President Bush, because he is a good man of faith, and our leader, all the nasty unpatriotic people wanna knock him down, but he's a nice man who does the good for us all. Good Bless President Bush and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"

And then she got a standing ovation.

#4596

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:34pm

I'm moving to France.

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4597

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:50pm

Here she is........

Updated On: 10/20/04 at 12:50 PM

#4598

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:51pm

her teeth frighten me...

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#4599

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:52pm

she scares me. her eyes are funny and creepy

#4600

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Posted: 10/20/04 at 12:53pm

sorry it's so big, I wasn't aware it would be that size!